Five word story

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they began their quest to

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go to court and change

[Lunamor she/her]

their legal names. This meant

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that they would never eat 

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A stir-fried tomato again.

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Some people were sad then.

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Luckily, the name-change process was

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fairly simple because Gerbert the

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Flying Squirrel was made of

Ignore, my original post -> (delayed until The Aztlanian’s release,) 

Edited February 7, 2024 by Ravenclawjedi42
Ninja’d

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namechangium, a rare and powerful

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vegetable material that allowed Gerbert

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to fall asleep. This was

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what caused his constant sleepiness.

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Namechangium grows in Australia but

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is guarded by fierce emus.

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The emus follow their God

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,Corey, an enormous, bloodred crocus.

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Corey supposedly smelled really good.

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However, no mortal would dare

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test that theory for fear

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That He would smite them

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; Because of this innate fear,

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the emus had a conflicted

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view of God that was

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Incredibly, Wholly and utterly moronic.