Five word story

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Don't tell them that, though

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, or else they’ll get mad

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and attempt to smite you.

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One day, Corey's emus decided

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to plant some more crocuses.

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These crocuses were not bloodied.

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…yet. They required very many

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human sacrifices to be brought

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to their proper, blood-red color.

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They didn’t use emu sacrifices

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because they weren’t that barbaric.

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"Bring forth the wicked!" cried

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the head emu priest, named

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Remus (Proper emu-names contain "emu")

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. The “wicked” were wicker chairs

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made out of paper, which 

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made for pretty terrible chairs.

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But wonderful for human sacrifices

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since they burned really easily.

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Unfortunately, the emus lacked fire

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because Promethemus hadn’t stolen it

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from Zemus yet. However, the

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god Hephaemustus had beef with

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Hademus and Persephonemu, who controlled

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emu-fire. Hephaemustus decided to help