Five word story

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A funeral was held, and

[BlueWildRye he/him]

the turkeys happened to attend.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This was confusing for everyone,

[Through the Living Hope]

But no one really cared. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And so, the funeral proceded

[BlueWildRye he/him]

without any catastrophes, besides when

[strmblsd he/him]

The roof exploded in an

Edited July 1, 2024 by strmblsd

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Spoiler

please, @strmblsd, edit your post so it says “an”, it is bugging me to no end

Incident involving a birthday cake,

[BlueWildRye he/him]

But only fifteen people died,

[Through the Living Hope]

So the government didn’t care.

[strmblsd he/him]

The 16th just went missing

[BlueWildRye he/him]

; he was homeless. Nobody noticed.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Sandwich equals very very yummy.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

-as said by the penguins,

[Unintelligenius he/him]

who soon conquered the world,

[strmblsd he/him]

Through the means of absolute 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

 control over every nation’s access

[BlueWildRye he/him]

to the valuable bug trade,

[Unintelligenius he/him]

keeping the bugs to themselves,

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

And heavily inflating prices. Revolts

[Lunamor she/her]

immediately broke out, causing untold

[BlueWildRye he/him]

, embarrassing stories to be confessed

[Unintelligenius he/him]

including the one about the

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Soda incident of 1996. Some

[BlueWildRye he/him]

people preferred death over sharing