Five word story

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um ok

Royal Chicken who was very

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tyrannical in its efforts to

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destroy the sandwiches across the

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Quotationverses that span the world.

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It failed, fantasticly. So they

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prepared an even more secret

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artichoke pruning and pickling organization

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to do the exact same 

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mission as before. Unbeknownst to

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the government, they actually were

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hamsters with a vendetta against

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artichokes and hemalurgic spikes. But

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they didn't practice for the

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piano recital pop quiz that

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determined if they could lick

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the ceremonial stick of butter.

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which gave fire powers to

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all the devout members of

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The Most Sacred Cult of

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THE STICK!! Also the Brunette/

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Iced tea drinkers cultivating cult

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Of Irrational  Dog Lovers who

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often celebrated the anniversary of

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things that were better left

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unsaid, like that one time