Five word story

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had forged in the fires

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of endless torment and woe

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and chocolate and sparkly cookies

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that were poisonous and caused

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one to draw six Burn+'s

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and also mild symptoms of

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multiple pesky irremovable curse cards

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which were irrelevant when creating

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the one and only egg

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, named Tilumantinationaliratedifowapevorizunoqu. Tilu was Jilu's

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second cousin twice removed, on

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his aunt's side, who had

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a deck full of curses,

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that were, of course, not

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useful at all, such as

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one that made targets’ nose

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swell. The worst curse, Parasite, 

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wasn't actually a parisite but

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a blade - bleeds black smoke

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It was as if it

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was a sentence fragment that

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knew it was five words

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but was actually only four

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gigantic tyrants that murdered thousands 

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of innocent penguins who had