Five word story

[LightRinger he/him]

Who were a part of 

Edited July 30, 2024 by LightRinger

[Unintelligenius he/him]

the infamous cult of the

[LightRinger he/him]

Baldies, a delightful group of

[JohnnyKaizen he/him]

folks with alopecia, some converted

Edited August 6, 2024 by JohnnyKaizen

[Unintelligenius he/him]

to the much better cult

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Of those who hate the

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Stupid, annoying, blasphemous Mini Elephants

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

, The COTWHTSABME, for short. Most

[Unintelligenius he/him]

of them raided the royal

 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

bookshelf, missing books included Mistborn,

[strmblsd he/him]

Elantris, and so on. When

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

an avalanche of old mattresses 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

caused many to fall unconscious

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

 the raid was aborted, except 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

for Henry, who began breakdancing

[JohnnyKaizen he/him]

better than that Australian woman,

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[Unintelligenius he/him]

but then he tripped and

[BlueWildRye he/him]

the Australian woman won instead.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

The Australian woman went on

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

to become a world renowned

[BlueWildRye he/him]

giraffe, an unfortunate transformation induced

Edited August 16, 2024 by WildRye

[Unintelligenius he/him]

by something called purple passion

[JohnnyKaizen he/him]

, created by someone named Prince

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Princeson, whose Mother hated him.

is that the right “whose” or is it “who’s”? I think that’s right.

[JohnnyKaizen he/him]

She always called him PP