Five word story

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

And she called his brother 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

something that has been censored,

[strmblsd he/him]

For we have very strict

[BlueWildRye he/him]

policies on saying "cheese" aloud

[strmblsd he/him]

Which nobody actually follows but

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

The mother of PP and (censored).

[JohnnyKaizen he/him]

Together, they went somewhere nobody

[Unintelligenius he/him]

could ever imagine, the house

[BlueWildRye he/him]

where their father murdered a

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Litter of puppies. The puppies

[JohnnyKaizen he/him]

only stopped haunting the father,

[BlueWildRye he/him]

a world-renowned player of

[Unintelligenius he/him]

the xylophone created in the

[PianoSavant she/her]

fires of Mount Doom by

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

A tall dwarf with celiacs,

[Unintelligenius he/him]

who was descended from the 

[PianoSavant she/her]

King of the Ogres, named

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Bob. He liked to eat

[TwinStorm He/Him]

fried chicken with hot sauce.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

But his face occasionally exploded.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Not from the hot sauce,

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

But rather from the bomb.

[PianoSavant she/her]

The bomb had come from

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

A rather large sapient twig

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

That could not become fire