Five word story

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The horrendous tale of the

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the exact same can of

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worms opened five centuries ago,

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The soda incident of 1496.

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Elsewhere, a tiger walked towards 

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A cliff and he tripped 

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Over a can of soda,

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which controversially parodied the incident.

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Through the mystical means of

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Speed eating hot dog compotitions, 

Edited July 6, 2024 by Pineap-spider

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the incident was soon forgotten.

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By all but a few, 

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namely the Buggrub family, who

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Are allergic to processed meats,

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therefore they directly oppose governments

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Whose favorite word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanivoniosis 

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. "Short words best," they said,

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as those were the only

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Linguistic symbols they could comprehend 

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, so when the Germans invaded,

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everyone was very stunned with

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various foods from German bakeries,

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which were made up of

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complex linguistic symbols. Which was

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Impossible for anyone but those