Five word story

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

your torture lol. you're tortured by suspense

YOU'LL GET YUMMY COOKIES FILLED

Lol ik

Suspense and worry 

CHOCOLATE CHIPS THAT WILL MAKE

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

WITH THAT SUGAR AND HEMALURGIC

@oOklA thE shInyYyy

. . . we should stop pinging her

Edited December 10, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Lol ik

Suspense and worry 

CHOCOLATE CHIPS THAT WILL MAKE

. . . we should stop pinging her

yah, spam and harrassment and all that bad stuff

YOU ALL POWERFUL AND EVEN

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

yah, spam and harrassment and all that bad stuff

YOU ALL POWERFUL AND EVEN

. . . mostly just spam

CURE YOU OF ALL YOUR

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

. . . mostly just spam

CURE YOU OF ALL YOUR

on one person

PROBLEMS AND GIVE ME A

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

NOT-KNIFE, WHICH IS GOOD

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

on one person

PROBLEMS AND GIVE ME A

. . . yes

*cough* also byyeeeeee I'll be back laterrrrrr

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

NOT-KNIFE, WHICH IS GOOD

. . . yes

*cough* also byyeeeeee I'll be back laterrrrrr

watch her get back lol

FOR SLICING BREAD AND EATING

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

watch her get back lol

FOR SLICING BREAD AND EATING

I WOULD BE FURIOUS but also happy

NON-CHEESE ITEMS, SUCH AS

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I WOULD BE FURIOUS but also happy

NON-CHEESE ITEMS, SUCH AS

ICE CUBES THAT CREATE NUCLEAR

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

TROPICAL PINE TREES (hi guys)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

20 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

TROPICAL PINE TREES (hi guys)

YAY YAY YAY YAY THAT

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

IS AMAZING BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

HOW MUCH THEY LOVE TO

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

EAT COOKIES MADE BY A 

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

HUNGRY OCTOPUS WHO IS A

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Steel inquisitor and a hampster

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Suddenly, the grammar police came

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

and turned in their badges

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

To the master badger, Tanner 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

WHO PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The great jar of 89

[TwinStorm He/Him]

CENTS, MINTED IN THE EARLY

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

days of yore. Time was 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

an interesting thing back then

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

, when posts could have seven

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WORDS, BLASPHEMOUS TO MODERN SENSIBILITIES