The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Odium vaporizes the bricks-and you.

I pick up the left-behind Sandwich.

Rude. I stick my tongue out and vaporize them back. 

2 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I borrow @-ACE-'s growth gun and make the Sandwich the size of a planet. It begins to orbit the sun.

I enlarge everything else by comparison so it appears again to be a normal sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I become the size of 50 Sandwich-sized planets. I easily palm the Sandwich and pull it into my orbit.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I become the size of 50 Sandwich-sized planets. I easily palm the Sandwich and pull it into my orbit.

You get hit by a passing asteroid and explode. The Sandwich is propelled into my waiting hand.

[Soulbinder she/her]

However, the Sandwich is on fire because of its reentry into Earth's atmosphere. You are forced to drop it into my waiting (oven-mitted) hands. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I thank you for holding the Sandwich whilst it cooled down. I grab it from your open hands and walk off to find Jerome.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

The Sandwich is mildly concerned with all this growth. It clears its throat, which sends huge rumbles in the surrounding cosmic area.
"Guys we could probably solve world hunger with the current rate I'm going at, and eventually universal hungeeoouuughhhh noooo."

The Sandwich rotates "upwards", to look at a huge nebula cloud that just manifested above it. It's an amazing sight, dazzling colors and all, but its arrival heralds something that The Sandwich dreads. "Not agaiiiiin, I just got speech a few days ago! You can't take it away like tha-"

A bolt of lightning, though probably more accurately, a long shower of comet dust, shot out of the nebula to strike The planetary Sandwich. A huge puff of stardust coated its orbit. And once that had faded, The Sandwich lay silent. No warbling, no flapping of its bread to make a voice, just a Sandwich. However, a smattering of remaining stardust gathered up in a cloud and blew its way into the eyes of @.YouCantHaveMySandwich. It seems like it still has some sort of willpower to exercise, before that too disappears tomorrow.

(Slight Ninja addition)
The nebula's lightning has had some effect on The Sandwich, making it grow smaller and smaller upon its reentry into the Earth. It fell into Soulbinder's hands, transfered into Unintelligenius', and tried flopping around in his grip.

Edited October 23, 2025 by AltonicKeys

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The Sandwich seems to like me best. It flops into my waiting hands.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

The Sandwich seems to like me best. It flops into my waiting hands.

Bartholomew cuts off your hands and runs off with them still holding the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I reattach my hands to the body and blast Bartholomew away.

[Myst He/Him]

I burn Bendalloy, and snatch the sandwich before you’re able to finish blasting him away.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I burn bendalloy as well, steal the Sandwich back, and blast you away instead.

[-ACE- he/him]

10 minutes ago, IHadAThought said:

I burn Bendalloy, and snatch the sandwich before you’re able to finish blasting him away.

Just a reminder, bold your text when interacting with the sandwich.

I take the sandwich away with my reverse full backwards inside out lashing. It is now resting in my flat palm.

I bestow the sandwich to AltonicKeys, placing it on his head in the absence of a crown and announce the new king of the sandwich. Afterwards I steal the sandwich away so I can claim I stole a crown right off a king's head. I then throw it into Bendalloy's face, making it splat like a pie. I shortly after realize I wasn't supposed to destroy the sandwich and use Reparo from Harry Potter, immediately fixing the sandwich and placing it back onto the hill from whence it came.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Where I grab the Sandwich as I was visiting the Hill

[-ACE- he/him]

I didn't eat breakfast today. That sandwich is looking really good right about now.

I laugh at you for your pathetic pick-up. I then steal the sandwich and throw it on the ground preparing to show you how to really pick up a sandwich. I pick up the sandwich. Then I give it back to you, and apologize for my rudeness that I showed in stealing it from you.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I didn't eat breakfast either

soooooooooooo huuuuuuuuungryyyyyyyy

[-ACE- he/him]

I wait for someone to do something with the sandwich...

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I lovingly caress the Sandwich.

[-ACE- he/him]

I call you weird and humiliate you in front of your whole school. You surrender the sandwich to the garbage and cry alone in your room. After which I apologize, but still secretly think you are weird. Then I get the sandwich and throw it through your window, hitting your face.

Edited October 23, 2025 by -ACE-

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I realize that caring what people think of me is stupid and there is something completely wrong about your sentence but I will not reveal it because I don't want you actually tracking me down.
I gave up on anti-embarrassment and trying and failing desperately to have more friends.

If I make a friend now, it is by accident (mostly).

(yes @ChipsAHoid that means you)

[-ACE- he/him]

All better. 

I track you down anyways, then I eat your lesser sandwiches. I then violently rip The Sandwich out of your house because I suddenly miss the gore that comes from this thread.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I violently dismember your head (you're welcome) and make a new house on a different planet.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

The Sandwich remembers it has somewhere to be, and awkwardly flops out of Ace's hands. It flexes its bread in a way similar to a caterpillar, crawling off to an unknown direction.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I meet him at the restaurant "an unknown direction" and take him home with me.

[-ACE- he/him]

1 hour ago, AltonicKeys said:

The Sandwich remembers it has somewhere to be, and awkwardly flops out of Ace's hands. It flexes its bread in a way similar to a caterpillar, crawling off to an unknown direction.

So are you just annotating the actions of the sandwich?

 

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I meet him at the restaurant "an unknown direction" and take him home with me.

Who says the sandwich is a guy

 

I am secretly operating a mission and am undercover as the owner of the restaurant when you happen to enter, but you notice that i'm missing my head (cuz u tore it off earlier) and you (hopefully) notice, then leave me alone to do my undercover mission in peace.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

15 minutes ago, -ACE- said:

So are you just annotating the actions of the sandwich?

yes because I am The Sandwich. The Sandwich is literally my child and I gave it sentience so I could puppeteer it around until tonight, from then yall can throw it around for another three years

The Sandwich looks around (using its bread pores for sight) and realizes that this is not where it wants to be. While YouCantHaveMySandwich isn't looking, The Sandwich inches outside, a mad dash of tiny flops. There's a certain destination it wants to get to, and it WILL get there, by any means nessessary.