The Battle for the Sandwich

[Keke They/he]

I spawn in because i do that occasionally 

i smoke bomb youcanthavemysandwich and snatch whatever they stole

[-ACE- he/him]

I reverse double lash the smoke bomb to you, so you can't see me as I grab the this youcanthavemysandwich stole.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

While you are distracted by the Thing I Stole, I pull the Sandwich into an orbit around me.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I carefully throw a tennis ball at you,  thus destabilising the Sandwich's orbit so it falls. I then grab the Sandwich and try to avoid being eaten by a particularly aggressive butterfly. 

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I release more particularly aggressive butterflies at you, and grab the sandwich from you while you are trying to bat them away.

Also youcanthavemysandwich, I keep mentally singing your username as "you can't have, you can't have my sandwich" instead of just reading it normally

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I Steelpush tiny metal spikes at the butterflies, then use Allomancy to get them to swarm you instead, causing you to drop The Sandwich, which I then pick up. 

[Myst He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Booknewt said:

I release more particularly aggressive butterflies at you, and grab the sandwich from you while you are trying to bat them away.

Also youcanthavemysandwich, I keep mentally singing your username as "you can't have, you can't have my sandwich" instead of just reading it normally

I always think of the FSY song, if any of you are familiar with that.

I, standing behind you, pull on the spikes, causing them to go back at ink and embers, and while they’re distracted I harvest sandwichlight from the sandwich 

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

1 minute ago, IHadAThought said:

I always think of the FSY song, if any of you are familiar with that.

Yep that's what i think of. 
I throw a "All cosmere books in one leatherbound" hardback at Ink and embers and grab the sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am concussed and trip over the book, falling into Booknewt and causing her to drop the Sandwich. I pick it up, mistake it for a hat, and put it on my head. 

That's a really heavy book

[NerdSandwich she/her]

30 minutes ago, IHadAThought said:

I always think of the FSY song, if any of you are familiar with that.

I, standing behind you, pull on the spikes, causing them to go back at ink and embers, and while they’re distracted I harvest sandwichlight from the sandwich 

Yeah I kinda did it for both reasons

I whack you with WaT (which yes I bring a loooot of places) and steal the Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, Booknewt said:

I release more particularly aggressive butterflies at you, and grab the sandwich from you while you are trying to bat them away.

Also youcanthavemysandwich, I keep mentally singing your username as "you can't have, you can't have my sandwich" instead of just reading it normally

noooo now you got it stuck in my head 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yeah I kinda did it for both reasons

I whack you with WaT (which yes I bring a loooot of places) and steal the Sandwich.

I whack you with a spatula and take the Sandwich to my secret castle.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

I whack you with a spatula and take the Sandwich to my secret castle.

I turn off the cloaking on my own secret castle and it appears directly where the ground that your secret castle was sitting on used to be. I then go up through the skylight into your castle and whack you with a spoontula. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Babababababaaada, man now the song is stuck in my head too.

Little do you know, I snuck into the castle Pink Panther style and I hit you with my forktula and steal the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Having recovered from my concussion, I use the massive piles of books to climb over the castle walls and into the castle, whereupon I throw a spatula at Vyzkel causing them to drop the Sandwich. I then pick it up. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

After I finish making macaroni, I throw half of it at your face, and, while you are distracted, I steal the Sandwich.

[-ACE- he/him]

21 hours ago, Booknewt said:

I release more particularly aggressive butterflies at you, and grab the sandwich from you while you are trying to bat them away.

Also youcanthavemysandwich, I keep mentally singing your username as "you can't have, you can't have my sandwich" instead of just reading it normally

technically, it goes "you want, you want, you want my sandwich, you can't have my sandwich" but whatever.

I freeze everyone in a stasis reverse double cold lashing, and so everyone suddenly stops, as I walk up to YouWantMySandwich and grab the sandwich, before replacing it with an almost exact replica (again) and walking off, letting the battle continue behind me.

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I ignore the Sandwich and take the other half of the macaroni, eating it in the corner

[NerdSandwich she/her]

After I eat the rest of the macaroni, I resteal the Sandwich and tell you that YES THERE IS A LINE IN THE FSY SONG THAT GOES "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SANDWICH"

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I throw in some strawberries, greatly enjoying the food fight but also wondering why people keep chucking stuff at me. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 hours ago, -ACE- said:

technically, it goes "you want, you want, you want my sandwich, you can't have my sandwich" but whatever.

I freeze everyone in a stasis reverse double cold lashing, and so everyone suddenly stops, as I walk up to YouWantMySandwich and grab the sandwich, before replacing it with an almost exact replica (again) and walking off, letting the battle continue behind me.

Greatly ticked off at you for freezing them, Everyone sticks out their foot as you walk past, causing you to drop the sandwich and fall flat on your face. 

Edited October 28, 2025 by Ashkaloda
comma splice (gasp!)

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I then grab the discarded Sandwich and thank Everyone.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I then grab the discarded Sandwich and thank Everyone.

I grab you and throw you out the window. Then I jump out the window and grab the Sandwich from you and then jump back in the window.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

55 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I grab you and throw you out the window. Then I jump out the window and grab the Sandwich from you and then jump back in the window.

I watch in awe as Unintelligenius somehow double-jumps back into the window.  I attempt to do the same thing to get up to the window, but I fall in my face.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I pick up the Sandwich, which Uninteligenius dropped during the window escapades. I then shut the window.