The Battle for the Sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

15 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

The sandwich, having been stolen by me when I was snooping in the cloud of mist, shows up in my Secret Hideout from that one four page long period when everybody forgot that I had the sandwich and started stealing a duplicate from @Immortal Platypus.

I was robbed?! Outrageous!

This was distressing news. I did not like getting robbed.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I eat a cookie that allows me to spawn frying pans. I knock you on the head and steal the discarded Sandwich.

I steal the Sandwich from you and bonk you on the head and then throw a nuke at you because stealing is bad.

1 hour ago, Immortal Platypus said:

I was robbed?! Outrageous!

This was distressing news. I did not like getting robbed.

I give you the Sandwich because I feel bad that you were robbed.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am very distressed at your stealing the Sandwich from me and giving it to @Immortal Platypus. I steal it back by causing the ghost of @Channelknight Fadran to scare both of you. @Immortal Platypus drops the Sandwich and I steal it.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I grab the Sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am very distressed at your stealing the Sandwich from me. I steal it back.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

My Cognitive Shadow realised in horror that this means that @Ashkaloda has won our duel and is now Ruler of Arrakis

I cackle evilly and command all the Arrakeens to start farming for sandworms. 

 

Bartholomew transmogrifies @YouCantHaveMySandwich into a puddle then takes the sandwich. 

Edited November 7, 2025 by Ashkaloda

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I untransmogrify myself and take the Sandwich back.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I trade @YouCantHaveMySandwich some strawberry shoelaces for the Sandwich and run off giggling before elle notices.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I think they are gross, give them back to you, and resteal the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I think they are gross, give them back to you, and resteal the Sandwich.

... Did you ... give me back half - eaten strawberry shoelaces...

I somehow summon a massive flock of seagulls, which snatch the Sandwich from you and politely give it to me. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I impolitely send a bunch of pythons your way. They hold you down and muffle your screams as I resnatch the Sandwich.

Edited November 7, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am extremely offended and get distracted giving the pythons ettiquette lessons.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

9 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I untransmogrify myself and take the Sandwich back.

Rude. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Rude. 

I offer @YouCantHaveMySandwich ettiquette lessons as well.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I offer you spelling lessons, starting with the word "etiquette." 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I offer you spelling lessons, starting with the word "etiquette." 

I offer you common sense lessons, specifically those inclined towards mentioning that the phrase "spelling lessons" does not start with the word "etiquette".

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I steal it back by causing the ghost of @Channelknight Fadran to scare both of you. 

I am scared. So scared that I go and steal the Sandwich to cope with my scaredness.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal it back out of anger.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I steal it back out of anger.

I steal it back out of melancholy. 

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I steal the Sandwich from you and bonk you on the head and then throw a nuke at you because stealing is bad.

I give you the Sandwich because I feel bad that you were robbed.

Having the sandwich is nice, but I'd rather be able to eat something.

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I am very distressed at your stealing the Sandwich from me and giving it to @Immortal Platypus. I steal it back by causing the ghost of @Channelknight Fadran to scare both of you. @Immortal Platypus drops the Sandwich and I steal it.

I feel very attacked. I didn't even do anything to you. I'm beginning to think none of you are capable of being civil.

In other news, holy Moses you people post on here way too much. I used to be number one in this thread for post count, and I'm not even close anymore.

Edited November 7, 2025 by Immortal Platypus

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I roll my eyes at this and steal the Sandwich out of obsession.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I roll my eyes at this at steal the sandwich out of your hands. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I roll my eyes at this and steal the Sandwich out of YOUR hands.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I cackle evilly and command all the Arrakeens to start farming for sandworms. 

 

Bartholomew transmogrifies @YouCantHaveMySandwich into a puddle then takes the sandwich. 

Trout, clone and I escape Arrakis in time

Fortunately Trout is still covered in sandtrout

42 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I roll my eyes at this and steal the Sandwich out of YOUR hands.

I roll the sandwich and steal your hand out of YOUR eyes

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

8 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Trout, clone and I escape Arrakis in time

Fortunately Trout is still covered in sandtrout

I roll the sandwich and steal your hand out of YOUR eyes

I fire lasguns at you as you escape, still accruing my army of sandworms.