The Battle for the Sandwich

[Creation he/him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

3 hours ago, Creation said:

I grab some tungsten carbite from my back pocket, melt it using @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's dyson sphere's energy, and forge it into the mold for a frying pan. Then, I use my mastery of the 26 dimentions and escape the the universe, which is a black hole according the the Schwarzschild cosmology theory. Then, I get into the parent universe, and wait until black dwarves surround me. Then, I discover how to re-create black-dwarf core, and create some and mold it using the mold. Then, I stop time using a time bubble so the frying pan cannot explode, and grab my 126,000 metric ton frying pan. Then, I wait for the big bounce, make a quantum entangled connection with the black hole stars and my time bubble to keep it powered for a long time, use the infinite energy in the spiritual realm to speed me up to faster than 299,792,458m/s or smthn, and find @Vyzkel's SUPER SECRET BASE. 

Then, I bash @Uninteligenius in the head with a frying pan for trespassing 

Ah, but you said black dwarf instead of black hole a few times, and they're completely different

Also you didn't bold.

I know, black dwarves are "dead" white dwarves and have material that is very dense. However, black holes don't have substance (unless you count the singularity or Schwarzschild comsology) but in Friedmann–Lemaître–Robertson–Walker cosmology, they dont so and you need stuff to make a frying pan

Edited November 9, 2025 by Creation

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Creation said:

I know, black dwarves are "dead" white dwarves and have material that is very dense. However, black holes don't have substance (unless you count the singularity or Schwarzschild comsology) but in Friedmann–Lemaître–Robertson–Walker cosmology, they dont so and you need stuff to make a frying pan

If only anti-gravity was a thing

Then you could make a frying-pan shaped black hole by using anti-gravity to take bites out of the event horizon

[Creation he/him]

3 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

10 hours ago, Creation said:

I know, black dwarves are "dead" white dwarves and have material that is very dense. However, black holes don't have substance (unless you count the singularity or Schwarzschild comsology) but in Friedmann–Lemaître–Robertson–Walker cosmology, they dont so and you need stuff to make a frying pan

If only anti-gravity was a thing

Then you could make a frying-pan shaped black hole by using anti-gravity to take bites out of the event horizon

yeah!... What if you were realllllly good with the surge of gravitation?

?

3;

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

40 minutes ago, Creation said:

yeah!... What if you were realllllly good with the surge of gravitation?

?

3;

...

...

...

GASP!

So, what if in the far, far future of the cosmere, after the Taldain supergiant star has gone supernova and become a black hole, a hundred-thousand-year-old anti-Skybreaker uses the Surge of anti-gravitation, powered by anti-stormlight, to turn a black hole into a frying pan!

 

[Creation he/him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

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GASP!

So, what if in the far, far future of the cosmere, after the Taldain supergiant star has gone supernova and become a black hole, a hundred-thousand-year-old anti-Skybreaker uses the Surge of anti-gravitation, powered by anti-stormlight, to turn a black hole into a frying pan!

 

*gasp* 

Omg! But it still wont have substance voz the event horison is just kind of an illusion. Hmmm how to give it subastancr

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I use a bandsaw to carve a sword, stab you, and steal the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I use a bandsaw to carve a sword, stab you, and steal the Sandwich.

I pass ... whoever YouCantHaveMySandwich stabbed a bandage, then trip her up as she walks passed, causing her to drop the Sandwich, which I grab. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I take the bandage, use it as a lasso/rope to tie you up, and snatch the Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Creation said:

*gasp* 

Omg! But it still wont have substance voz the event horison is just kind of an illusion. Hmmm how to give it subastancr

 

Hmm...

Gasp!

The accretion disk!

Feed the frying pan enough stars and there's be a sizable one in no time!

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I take the bandage, use it as a lasso/rope to tie you up, and snatch the Sandwich.

I use 4 Honorblades and nicrosil compounding to create a black hole. I throw it an unsealed nicrosilmind and the Maw 3.0 is born. I also throw it some aluminumminds and now it identifies as a frying pan, so it's shape is now one.

I bonk you on the head with a black hole-frying pan.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am unfazed.

However, I run away just in case...

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I am unfazed.

However, I run away just in case...

I catch you and grab the Sandwich and then push you into the frying pan black hole.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I destroy the black hole with a flick of my finger
(as I have

[WaT]

Spoiler

Killed Retribution/Taravangian

and taken up both Shards.)

I teleport the Sandwich back to me.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I destroy the black hole with a flick of my finger
(as I have

[WaT]

  Reveal hidden contents

Killed Retribution/Taravangian

and taken up both Shards.)

I teleport the Sandwich back to me.

You are now bound to the rosharan system and cannot leave so I yoink the Sandwich and hop on over to Scadrial where you can't follow.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hire Kelsier to take the Sandwich for me and give him an imprisoned Ba-Ado-Mishram in return (don't ask where I got that). I now have the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I hire Kelsier to take the Sandwich for me and give him an imprisoned Ba-Ado-Mishram in return (don't ask where I got that). I now have the Sandwich.

I hire Shallan to steal it back and give it to me in exchange for a loaf a bread. She steals it easily and I hide away on a different planet.

[Creation he/him]

2 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I hire Kelsier to take the Sandwich for me and give him an imprisoned Ba-Ado-Mishram in return (don't ask where I got that). I now have the Sandwich.

I hire Shallan to steal it back and give it to me in exchange for a loaf a bread. She steals it easily and I hide away on a different planet.

I expand my frying pan to all 26 dimensions and all 3 Realms. Then, I knock Shallan unconscious for stealing. 

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

  Reveal hidden contents

Killed Retribution/Taravangian

and taken up both Shards.)

I teleport the Sandwich back to me.

I knock @YouCantHaveMySandwich in the head with my frying pan for first degree murder. 

3 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I catch you and grab the Sandwich and then push you into the frying pan black hole.

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I destroy the black hole with a flick of my finger

You both do realise the Black Hole Frying Pan is a theory and has not been created yet. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

 

3 hours ago, Creation said:

 You both do realise the Black Hole Frying Pan is a theory and has not been created yet. 

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I thought it was when @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said 

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I use 4 Honorblades and nicrosil compounding to create a black hole. I throw it an unsealed nicrosilmind and the Maw 3.0 is born. I also throw it some aluminumminds and now it identifies as a frying pan, so it's shape is now one.

I bonk you on the head with a black hole-frying pan.

 

I dig to the core of the planet that I am on to hide myself further, which planet no one knows its whereabouts or how to get to.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I destroy the black hole with a flick of my finger
(as I have

[WaT]

  Reveal hidden contents

Killed Retribution/Taravangian

and taken up both Shards.)

I teleport the Sandwich back to me.

The black hole Cognitive aspect, still alive and well, eats a whole in Shadesmar to regrow its physical form. I toss it a Skybreaker honorblade, which it eats and starts using gravitation. It catches up to you and threatens to consume your body, mind and soul if you don't hand over the Sandwich.

4 hours ago, Creation said:

I expand my frying pan to all 26 dimensions and all 3 Realms. Then, I knock Shallan unconscious for stealing. 

I knock @YouCantHaveMySandwich in the head with my frying pan for first degree murder. 

You both do realise the Black Hole Frying Pan is a theory and has not been created yet. 

I created it

[Creation he/him]

14 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

8 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I destroy the black hole with a flick of my finger
(as I have

[WaT]

  Reveal hidden contents

Killed Retribution/Taravangian

and taken up both Shards.)

I teleport the Sandwich back to me.

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The black hole Cognitive aspect, still alive and well, eats a whole in Shadesmar to regrow its physical form. I toss it a Skybreaker honorblade, which it eats and starts using gravitation. It catches up to you and threatens to consume your body, mind and soul if you don't hand over the Sandwich.

4 hours ago, Creation said:

I expand my frying pan to all 26 dimensions and all 3 Realms. Then, I knock Shallan unconscious for stealing. 

I knock @YouCantHaveMySandwich in the head with my frying pan for first degree murder. 

You both do realise the Black Hole Frying Pan is a theory and has not been created yet. 

I created it

Ok!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I compound Fortune and the Sandwich flies into my hand.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I compound Fortune and the Sandwich flies into my hand.

Bartholomew uses a realllly strong magnet and your hand flies off of you and into his hand, still holding the sandwich. 

On 11/10/2025 at 7:51 AM, Creation said:

*gasp* 

Omg! But it still wont have substance voz the event horison is just kind of an illusion. Hmmm how to give it subastancr

 

Could you give some sort of Invested healing ability and use some interesting soulstamp mechanics to warp its Identity into that of a frying pan shape with substance, then have it in a perpendicularity so that a constant influx of Investiture from the SR is forming substance around it, even if it is also constantly collapsing in on itself? 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I Regrow my hand, which also mysteriously makes my hand being held by you disappear-and the Sandwich with it too. I am now holding the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I Regrow my hand, which also mysteriously makes my hand being held by you disappear-and the Sandwich with it too. I am now holding the Sandwich.

But it was just a dream...

[NerdSandwich she/her]

So I do the exact same thing in real life, thanking the dream for the idea.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

28 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

So I do the exact same thing in real life, thanking the dream for the idea.

The dream is happy, as it finds that those who use its ideas usually ignore it afterwards. I am significantly less happy, but continue to experiment on the sandworms I have.