The Battle for the Sandwich

[Creation he/him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I also take the Sandwich back in addition to it, my pet hamster.

I spy on @YouCantHaveMySandwich in the 4th dimention and watch for wormholes in all 26

[you you]

Turns out that the sandwhich you were trying to get was fake and the real one was hidden in my basement

Edited November 12, 2025 by you

[Creation he/him]

Just now, you said:

Turns out that the sandwhich you were trying to get was fake and the real one was hidden in my basement

you need to bold for it to be allowed

otherwise ill just say "it was just a dream"

[you you]

Just now, Creation said:

you need to bold for it to be allowed

Thanks

[Creation he/him]

2 minutes ago, you said:

Turns out that the sandwhich you were trying to get was fake and the real one was hidden in my basement

I call it! You're BLUFFING! Also, 

On 10/20/2022 at 6:47 AM, AltonicKeys said:

Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

 

 

rules

coz its a "game" and games need to be fun

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I summon a basement on your head and steal the Sandwich while you're distracted.

[Creation he/him]

13 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I summon a basement on your head and steal the Sandwich while you're distracted.

I think to myself as i wait for you to teleport

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I know, and I stated that, in this case, gravity was equal to normal force (meaning that yes, all other forces run perpendicular to the normal force or cancel it out)

Oh and gravity is at a 180-degree angle from the normal force and there is only one normal force: the surface below you.

Oh I see. I thought you meant that because of the large friction force, the normal force was equal to the force of gravity. 

2 hours ago, Creation said:

I call it! You're BLUFFING! Also, 

 

rules

coz its a "game" and games need to be fun

Revealing the sandwich was a fake has been tried before and has been determined to be within the rules. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I stick the Maw in one of your beloved SIM safes. 

...

*realizes the Maw still has the sandwich* 

SIM is till matter though...

The Maw would just eat through it

7 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I summon a basement on your head and steal the Sandwich while you're distracted.

The Maw eats through the SIM safe and eats the sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

SIM is till matter though...

The Maw would just eat through it

The Maw eats through the SIM safe and eats the sandwich

I place it in a bubble of incredibly sped up time so that it radiates itself to death, including spitting back out the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I catch the Sandwich as it is spit out.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I catch the Sandwich as it is spit out.

It is spit out at 20000 mph and tears straight through your hand. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

After it slows down, I pick it up off the ground with my other hand.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

After it slows down, I pick it up off the ground with my other hand.

Which promptly sublimates, finding the sandwich to be 20000 degrees Fahrenheit (Why the rusts did they make that so hard to spell?) as well. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I regrow my hand (which was completely burned) and wait until the Sandwich cools down (to 40 degrees Fahrenheit) to pick it up.

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I show you the fish heads song and while you are extremely confused grab the sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I whack you on the head with a fish head and steal the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I whack you on the head with a fish tail and steal the Sandwich 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I whack YOU on the head with a monkey's tail and steal the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

My fish with legs are rather affronted at all this fish whacking and tackle @Ink and Embers and @YouCantHaveMySandwich. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I whack YOU on the head with a monkey's tail and steal the Sandwich.

Jerome whacks you for your blasphemous actions.

3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

My fish with legs are rather affronted at all this fish whacking and tackle @Ink and Embers and @YouCantHaveMySandwich. 

I grab the Sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich's hands as she is being tackled by the fish.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

16 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I place it in a bubble of incredibly sped up time so that it radiates itself to death, including spitting back out the sandwich. 

Noo not again

I create a Maw 6 and give it my last Skybreaker honorblade, which means I can no longer use Gravitation. I also toss it an unsealed nicrosilmind with fullborn compounding, so it can counter any time bubbles.

[Shatter He/Him]

7 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Noo not again

I create a Maw 6 and give it my last Skybreaker honorblade, which means I can no longer use Gravitation. I also toss it an unsealed nicrosilmind with fullborn compounding, so it can counter any time bubbles.

I get sick of all the Maws, Ascend, collect all the Shards, become Adonalsium, make it impossible to create Maws, destroy all existing Maws, and Shatter all the Shards. 

Edited November 14, 2025 by Shatter

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I teleport to a Mew, who happily joins *the dark side* and steals and gives me the Sandwich

Edited November 14, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Shatter He/Him]

18 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I teleport to a Mew, who happily joins *the dark side* and steals and gives me the Sandwich

I just destroyed them all. They're a bit too powerful. and were boring me. mwahahaha

Edited November 14, 2025 by Shatter