The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Finally, some good fun pushback :3

However, Fragment 1 perseveres, and the power of his KDF retains his consciousness. With immense power, he pushes back on the will of the black hole, and bringing the stories of the bands of mourning to the forfront. The black hole, complete with all the investiture and more of the bands of mourning, and story enhanced, transforms into a Modified Black Hole Story Enhanced Bands of Mourning, saving Fragment 1 and the bands, and Fragment runs off with it.

So you stole the black hole from me...

'Twas a small one anyway, will die of hawking radiation soon

I build a Dyson Swarm to collect all the radiation energy and Investiture

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

I sigh, give @YouCantHaveMySandwich her stolen hand, and then take the Sandwich as payment for returning her hand.

I compound steel and steal the sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

31 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

So you stole the black hole from me...

'Twas a small one anyway, will die of hawking radiation soon

I build a Dyson Swarm to collect all the radiation energy and Investiture

I compound steel and steal the sandwich

The black hole is no longer a black hole, it is a story enhanced bands of mourning with the residual properties of a black hole.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

11 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

The black hole is no longer a black hole, it is a story enhanced bands of mourning with the residual properties of a black hole.

Residual properties like

Hawking Radiation?

Does it still have a singularity?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Residual properties like

Hawking Radiation?

Does it still have a singularity?

No, like all the investiture from the black hole

and some other stuff because idk what highly invested black holes do and i might want to sci-fi use those powers later

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

No, like all the investiture from the black hole

and some other stuff because idk what highly invested black holes do and i might want to sci-fi use those powers later

So

No singularity or event horizon

Sigh.

I send the Dyson Swarm to Taldain's Blue Supergiant instead. I also equip them with the ability to send gravity waves in case Dark Forest Deterrence is needed.

Trout calls back the Fish Speakers.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

So

No singularity or event horizon

Sigh.

I send the Dyson Swarm to Taldain's Blue Supergiant instead. I also equip them with the ability to send gravity waves in case Dark Forest Deterrence is needed.

Trout calls back the Fish Speakers.

Cool! Leaving me alone? Heck yeah!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Cool! Leaving me alone? Heck yeah!

...

I'm ready to leak your location to the universe if I need to.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

...

I'm ready to leak your location to the universe if I need to.

And what would that do?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

50 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

And what would that do?

The aliens will be after you. The universe is full of 'em, some of which have mastered the 10 spatial dimensions 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The aliens will be after you. The universe is full of 'em, some of which have mastered the 10 spatial dimensions 

Haven't mastered mine

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Haven't mastered mine

Some probably have.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

13 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Some probably have.

Nope! There is a very specific type of being who is able to know of it, and I can assure you, no aliens know of it :3

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

11 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Nope! There is a very specific type of being who is able to know of it, and I can assure you, no aliens know of it :3

What if the aliens know of this being?

I mean if you do, then why not them?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

30 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

What if the aliens know of this being?

I mean if you do, then why not them?

Not the knowledge of the being, but the being is the one with knowledge.

Lore/Spoilers.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Not the knowledge of the being, but the being is the one with knowledge.

Lore/Spoilers.

Yeah

The being may have told some aliens

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Yeah

The being may have told some aliens

... But even if they did, they would not have the ability to get there.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

... But even if they did, they would not have the ability to get there.

If you can, why not them?

Whatever methods you used, at least one alien race is bound to have done so too.

[Creation he/him]

3 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

7 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

... But even if they did, they would not have the ability to get there.

If you can, why not them?

Whatever methods you used, at least one alien race is bound to have done so too.

I, however, have mastered 26 spacial dimensions but the sandwich only exists in 3, so that is where I must stay

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The intense telepathic argument gives me a chance to steal the Sandwich and run to my super secret base that is so secret.

It’s literally a normal house with a sign saying SUPER SECRET BASE on the front yard.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I try to follow you but cycle past your house.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

The intense telepathic argument gives me a chance to steal the Sandwich and run to my super secret base that is so secret.

It’s literally a normal house with a sign saying SUPER SECRET BASE on the front yard.

I find your super secret base after hours of searching and pick the lock on the front door and then wander in.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

40 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I find your super secret base after hours of searching and pick the lock on the front door and then wander in.

You find me recreating this Thor picture:

Spoiler

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

12 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

If you can, why not them?

Whatever methods you used, at least one alien race is bound to have done so too.

If I told you, it would be a spoiler.

But they cant.

Its like a superpower, and the only way to get the superpower is on earth.

[Creation he/him]

5 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

7 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

The intense telepathic argument gives me a chance to steal the Sandwich and run to my super secret base that is so secret.

It’s literally a normal house with a sign saying SUPER SECRET BASE on the front yard.

I find your super secret base after hours of searching and pick the lock on the front door and then wander in.

I grab some tungsten carbite from my back pocket, melt it using @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's dyson sphere's energy, and forge it into the mold for a frying pan. Then, I use my mastery of the 26 dimentions and escape the the universe, which is a black hole according the the Schwarzschild cosmology theory. Then, I get into the parent universe, and wait until black dwarves surround me. Then, I discover how to re-create black-dwarf core, and create some and mold it using the mold. Then, I stop time using a time bubble so the frying pan cannot explode, and grab my 126,000 metric ton frying pan. Then, I wait for the big bounce, make a quantum entangled connection with the black hole stars and my time bubble to keep it powered for a long time, use the infinite energy in the spiritual realm to speed me up to faster than 299,792,458m/s or smthn, and find @Vyzkel's SUPER SECRET BASE. 

Then, I bash @Uninteligenius in the head with a frying pan for trespassing 

Edited November 9, 2025 by Creation

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

If I told you, it would be a spoiler.

But they cant.

Its like a superpower, and the only way to get the superpower is on earth.

Fine.

3 minutes ago, Creation said:

I grab some tungsten carbite from my back pocket, melt it using @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's dyson sphere's energy, and forge it into the mold for a frying pan. Then, I use my mastery of the 26 dimentions and escape the the universe, which is a black hole according the the Schwarzschild cosmology theory. Then, I get into the parent universe, and wait until black dwarves surround me. Then, I discover how to re-create black-dwarf core, and create some and mold it using the mold. Then, I stop time using a time bubble so the frying pan cannot explode, and grab my 126,000 metric ton frying pan. Then, I wait for the big bounce, make a quantum entangled connection with the black hole stars and my time bubble to keep it powered for a long time, use the infinite energy in the spiritual realm to speed me up to faster than 299,792,458m/s or smthn, and find @Vyzkel's SUPER SECRET BASE. 

Then, I bash @Uninteligenius in the head with a frying pan for trespassing 

Ah, but you said black dwarf instead of black hole a few times, and they're completely different

Also you didn't bold.

2 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I find your super secret base after hours of searching and pick the lock on the front door and then wander in.

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

You find me recreating this Thor picture:

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I walk in and tip Vyzkel a boxing, before searching the house for the sandwich.