The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, Booknewt said:

Oh that's what you meant by a little help please.

I glare at Uninteliginus as much as a cushion can glare at someone

I sigh and soulcast you back into being human because I'm feeling gracious, then I wander off with the Sandwich to find Jerome again.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I Soulcast you into a cushion because I want at least one cushion and take the discarded Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I Soulcast you into a cushion because I want at least one cushion and take the discarded Sandwich.

I roll over and happen to land on your soulcaster that you accidentally left behind. I soulcast myself back into being a human and then chase after you.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

However, I am much faster than you.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You are also faster than me! Fortunately, I am hiding behind a rock in your path, and I leap from cover as you pass and tackle you to the ground! There's a comedic cloud of dust and onomatopoeia as we grapple, but in a startling turn of events, it was all a distraction! The real me snatches up the dropped Sandwich as you grapple with my clone, and I saunter away happily, whistling to myself. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yOU ARE VERY DISTRACTED BY YOUR SUCCESS, AND THAT GIVES ME TIME TO COME UP BEHIND YOU. i CONK YOU ON THE HEAD AND STEAL THE sANDWICH.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

9 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

yOU ARE VERY DISTRACTED BY YOUR SUCCESS, AND THAT GIVES ME TIME TO COME UP BEHIND YOU. i CONK YOU ON THE HEAD AND STEAL THE sANDWICH.

I yell, "that's not very nice" and you feel bad so you hand me the Sandwich as you go apologize to Sequence. When you come back I'm gone.

[Creation he/him]

4 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

14 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

yOU ARE VERY DISTRACTED BY YOUR SUCCESS, AND THAT GIVES ME TIME TO COME UP BEHIND YOU. i CONK YOU ON THE HEAD AND STEAL THE sANDWICH.

I yell, "that's not very nice" and you feel bad so you hand me the Sandwich as you go apologize to Sequence. When you come back I'm gone.

*looks for the sandwich*

Edited November 6, 2025 by Creation

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

It is past time I return to this place, where everything began.

2 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I yell, "that's not very nice" and you feel bad so you hand me the Sandwich as you go apologize to Sequence. When you come back I'm gone.

I run around collecting Breath until I have enough Life Sense to find you.

I Ironpull the trace metal in the Sandwich towards me.

[Creation he/him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

  2 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I yell, "that's not very nice" and you feel bad so you hand me the Sandwich as you go apologize to Sequence. When you come back I'm gone.

I burn duralumin with bronze and find you and follow you. 

Edited November 6, 2025 by Creation

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

31 minutes ago, Creation said:

I burn duralumin with bronze and find you and follow you. 

You must bold your posts to count.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

That’s why we say “but it was all a dream”

I tackle the you to the ground and wrench the Sandwich from your hands (the wrench was very helpful) and run away.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I Lash the Sandwich towards me because yes you can do that

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I thank @Uninteligenius for soulcasting me back, then lash myself so I intercept the Sandwich just before it reaches YouCantHaveMySandwich. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

I thank @Uninteligenius for soulcasting me back, then lash myself so I intercept the Sandwich just before it reaches YouCantHaveMySandwich. 

While no one was looking, I had shrunk myself down and grabbed onto the Sandwich. I now shoot myself with my unshrink gun and I go back to normal size and lash myself away from @Ink and Embers with Sandwich in hand.

[Creation he/him]

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

I thank @Uninteligenius for soulcasting me back, then lash myself so I intercept the Sandwich just before it reaches YouCantHaveMySandwich. 

While no one was looking, I had shrunk myself down and grabbed onto the Sandwich. I now shoot myself with my unshrink gun and I go back to normal size and lash myself away from @Ink and Embers with Sandwich in hand.

I come up behind, bash @Uninteligenius in the back with a frying pan, and create 27 illusions of fake sandwiches

Then, I grab the real sandwich after making an illusion that make it look like the sandwich I grabbed dissipated into Stormlight. 

After that, I make the sandwich slippery and run away. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Creation said:

I come up behind, bash @Uninteligenius in the back with a frying pan, and create 27 illusions of fake sandwiches

Then, I grab the real sandwich after making an illusion that make it look like the sandwich I grabbed dissipated into Stormlight. 

After that, I make the sandwich slippery and run away. 

I Lash after you and use the Surge of Abrasion to make the sandwich un-slippery. I then steal it, and Lash myself into the air.

[Creation he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

7 minutes ago, Creation said:

I come up behind, bash @Uninteligenius in the back with a frying pan, and create 27 illusions of fake sandwiches

Then, I grab the real sandwich after making an illusion that make it look like the sandwich I grabbed dissipated into Stormlight. 

After that, I make the sandwich slippery and run away. 

I Lash after you and use the Surge of Abrasion to make the sandwich un-slippery. I then steal it, and Lash myself into the air.

I throw Urithiru at @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren from RoW and he falls. Then, I take the sandwich, and soulcast him into grain. Then, I flare Atium and soulcast the Great Wall of China between me and him as well as @Uninteligenius

[Unintelligenius he/him]

18 minutes ago, Creation said:

I throw Urithiru at @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren from RoW and he falls. Then, I take the sandwich, and soulcast him into grain. Then, I flare Atium and soulcast the Great Wall of China between me and him as well as @Uninteligenius

I climb the wall and find Jerome atop it with his army of wild monkeys. We all attack you until your atium runs out and then we take the Sandwich and run. 

[Born of Mist He/Him]

I RETURN!!!!!!

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

I climb the wall and find Jerome atop it with his army of wild monkeys. We all attack you until your atium runs out and then we take the Sandwich and run. 

You all run through a cloud of mist, when you come out all your monkey friends are gone as well as the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The sandwich, having been stolen by me when I was snooping in the cloud of mist, shows up in my Secret Hideout from that one four page long period when everybody forgot that I had the sandwich and started stealing a duplicate from @Immortal Platypus.

[Creation he/him]

17 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

The sandwich, having been stolen by me when I was snooping in the cloud of mist, shows up in my Secret Hideout from that one four page long period when everybody forgot that I had the sandwich and started stealing a duplicate from @Immortal Platypus.

I put on a Vin illusion and suck in the mists.

Edited November 6, 2025 by Creation

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, Creation said:

I throw Urithiru at @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren from RoW and he falls. Then, I take the sandwich, and soulcast him into grain. Then, I flare Atium and soulcast the Great Wall of China between me and him as well as @Uninteligenius

My Cognitive Shadow realised in horror that this means that @Ashkaloda has won our duel and is now Ruler of Arrakis

[Creation he/him]

11 hours ago, Creation said:

11 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

The sandwich, having been stolen by me when I was snooping in the cloud of mist, shows up in my Secret Hideout from that one four page long period when everybody forgot that I had the sandwich and started stealing a duplicate from @Immortal Platypus.

I put on a Vin illusion and suck in the mists.

Then, I use the mists to burn duralumin with iron, force my brain to believe that my favourite kind of sandwich is 100% steel, and pull the sandwich towards me. Then, I turn the sandwich back, soulcast a barrier to protect others from doing the same, coat the sandwich in raysium and anti-stormlight, put the condensed aluminum box in a tungsten carbite safe coated in aluminum, invest the whole contraption until you cannot pull or push on it, lock the safe with a secure password, give myself dementia, and use the surge of abrasion on the aluminum. Then, I hide the box on Yolen, soulcast back @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren, and tell him that @NerdyAarakocra has stolen the sandwich and I ask to team up to get it back, and that afterwards, I just want to see it before @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren can take it. In reality, I would have had it the whole time. Then, I replace @NerdyAarakocra's sandwich with a decoy, give myself dementia so I believe what I am saying, and go meet with @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren to commence the plan of teaming up that I wrote on paper saying that someone hit me on the head with a frying pan as the reason for my forgetfulness. Then, I remove my Vin illusion and release the mists to Scadrial. 

Edited November 7, 2025 by Creation

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I eat a cookie that allows me to spawn frying pans. I knock you on the head and steal the discarded Sandwich.