The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I meet him there and show him how to spell 'necessary'-after I steal the Sandwich.

Edited October 23, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

45 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I meet him there and show him how to spell 'necessary'-after I steal the Sandwich.

I meet you here and show you how to spell 'spell' because why not. (btw it is spelled s-p-e-l-l). Then I take the Sandwich.

[Myst He/Him]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

I meet you here and show you how to spell 'spell' because why not. (btw it is spelled s-p-e-l-l). Then I take the Sandwich.

I, the judge of your impromptu spelling bee, declare that all of you have not spelt the words good enough for the audience of five-year-olds, and as punishment I take the sandwich 

Edited October 23, 2025 by IHadAThought

[-ACE- he/him]

Sandwich looks really good to eat. I sniff the air, preparing to rush in and steal it before a bank robber runs by carrying a local bank. I decide it is more important to stop this bank robber then to eat this specific sandwich, so I reverse double inside out lash the bank back in place before going to a local restaurant and getting a normal sandwich to eat. (grilled BBQ)

Edited October 23, 2025 by -ACE-

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

1 hour ago, -ACE- said:

Sandwich looks really good to eat. I sniff the air, preparing to rush in and steal it before a bank robber runs by carrying a local bank. I decide it is more important to stop this bank robber then to eat this specific sandwich, so I reverse double inside out lash the bank back in place before going to a local restaurant and getting a normal sandwich to eat. (grilled BBQ)

I take that sandwich, look at you, and slowly stuff it entirely in my mouth.

[-ACE- he/him]

On 10/19/2022 at 1:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)

Hey! No eating the sandwich! Rules.

Look at the first post

Oh wait, nevermind. I thought you were talking about the sandwich, not my sandwich

Edited October 24, 2025 by -ACE-

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ThatOneWorldhopper said:

I take that sandwich, look at you, and slowly stuff it entirely in my mouth.

1 minute ago, -ACE- said:

Hey! No eating the sandwich! Rules.

Look at the first post

Look at my post.

[-ACE- he/him]

I punch you, nicking the sandwich out of your mouth. I then eat it and swallow it whole. (MMMM... BBQ)

1 minute ago, ThatOneWorldhopper said:

Look at my post.

read my updated post

 

I approach Ihadathought and ask "Ihadathought, do you still have the sandwich?"

Edited October 24, 2025 by -ACE-

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

1 minute ago, -ACE- said:

I punch you, nicking the sandwich out of your mouth. I then eat it and swallow it whole. (MMMM... BBQ)

read my updated post

I heimlich you, then stuff that sandwich down your throat because it was gross. Then I change my mind and cut you open and throw that sandwich at The Sandwich, yelling "this will be your fate!"

[-ACE- he/him]

7 minutes ago, ThatOneWorldhopper said:

I heimlich you, then stuff that sandwich down your throat because it was gross. Then I change my mind and cut you open and throw that sandwich at The Sandwich, yelling "this will be your fate!"

I stare down at the gash in my stomach (looking rather disturbed) before I double reverse inside out lash my stomach to itself, instantly healing me. I then dive for my BBQ sandwich, desperate to eat it, but it runs off with The Sandwich and they get married or something.

 

The End

 

 

 

Jk, I actually stuff them both in my mouth before remembering the aforementioned rule, and spiting out The Sandwich while swallowing my BBQ sandwich. Rather impressive, don't you think?

Edited October 24, 2025 by -ACE-

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

2 minutes ago, -ACE- said:

I stare down at the gash in my stomach (looking rather disturbed) before I double reverse inside out lash my stomach to itself, instantly healing me. I then dive for my BBQ sandwich, desperate to eat it, but it runs off with The Sandwich and they get married or something.

 

The End

 

 

 

Jk, I actually stuff them both in my mouth before remembering the aforementioned rule, and spiting out The Sandwich while swallowing my BBQ sandwich

You have incredible tongue mastery!

I catch The Sandwich and run off with it.

[-ACE- he/him]

U gonna say something, or just lurk?

(Nothing is wrong with lurking, I do it all the time, I'm just bored right now)

Just now, ThatOneWorldhopper said:

You have incredible tongue mastery!

I catch The Sandwich and run off with it.

"Bye sandwich!" I say before walking off in the opposite direction, glad to be done with this whole affair.

Spoiler

You thought you could get away from me that easily? Never. HAHAHA. Im just gonna wait and lurk for a few mins

 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

An angry cloud, small flashes of thunder and all, briefly forms above ThatOneWorldhopper's head, prepared to smite him down for the breaking of rules. The cloud reads a little more of the posts, and shakes its head.

Ace's actions briefly gives the cloud somewhere to be, but the 'spitting it out' part makes the cloud sigh. If only there was something to smite.
Something small. Something that was only recently given sentience.

hm...

The Sandwich's proverbial hairs stand up. Something is about to happen. It shakes Ace's saliva off and returns to its prior destination. The Sandwich begins flopping around, before settling into one spot. It starts jumping around, creating a rhythm of beats and slaps. Beat. Beat. A slap.  Beat. Beat. Beat.  Beat. Beat. Beat.  Beat. A slap. A slap.  Beat. A slap. A slap. A slap.  Beat. A slap. Beat. Beat.  A slap. Then it repeats.
Its flopping gets progressively more and more anxious.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Just now, AltonicKeys said:

An angry cloud, small flashes of thunder and all, briefly forms above ThatOneWorldhopper's head, prepared to smite him down for the breaking of rules. The cloud reads a little more of the posts, and shakes its head.

Ace's actions briefly gives the cloud somewhere to be, but the 'spitting it out' part makes the cloud sigh. If only there was something to smite.
Something small. Something that was only recently given sentience.

hm...

The Sandwich's proverbial hairs stand up. Something is about to happen. It shakes Ace's saliva off and returns to its prior destination. The Sandwich begins flopping around, before settling into one spot. It starts jumping around, creating a rhythm of beats and slaps. Beat. Beat. A slap.  Beat. Beat. Beat.  Beat. Beat. Beat.  Beat. A slap. A slap.  Beat. A slap. A slap. A slap.  Beat. A slap. Beat. Beat.  A slap. Then it repeats.
Its flopping gets progressively more and more anxious.

What rule did I break?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I go back in time and prevent anyone from ever stealing the Sandwich.

[-ACE- he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I go back in time and prevent anyone from ever stealing the Sandwich.

when do you go back in time to?

 

I smite your time travel device, then I reverse double backwards inside out lash you to the bottom of my car, before driving all around Canada.

13 hours ago, ThatOneWorldhopper said:

What rule did I break?

you didn't. see the "The cloud reads a little more of the posts, and shakes its head."

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Clouds roll in. Not a small puff of water vapor anymore, but a huge rolling storm, high above everyone's heads. They should come up with a name for that. A Storm High. yes. The clouds rumble satisfyingly at this new name they came up with.

The Sandwich grumbles unsatisfyingly at the arrival of the storm. Or it would, if it didn't take away its ability to grumble. It stops its pausing and slapping, falling silent. It 'stands up', back straightened like a lightning rod. The storm notices this. The storm acknowledges this.
Once again, the cloud's flashes of lightning and thunder become rhythmical, and transition into words. Loud, booming, thundering words, each one making The Sandwich shrink back slightly.

"Hi. How are we doing."

The Sandwich deflates. A sigh?

"Oh. yeah. Right. You can't talk anymore. hah. Anyways." The storms darken above The Sandwich. "You ready to go?

The Sandwich isn't. But it stands tall.

"Very well. I would tell you to 'say your goodbyes' but that's not really a thing you can do right now. Well uh. Cya." With that, a bolt of lightning blasted from the storm, a huge beam of light that lingers longer than usual. The Sandwich is completely enveloped in the energy, the spot of impact glowing a bright white, before fading.
After everyone's eyes adjust, The Sandwich sits unmoving in a familiar spot.

On a hill.

The Storm High rolls away, now without a target. It rumbles off under the horizon, where a figure appears in its place.

A man, swarmed with bees, covered in frost, walks up to The Sandwich and grabs it.

Thank you everyone for participating, I had fun roleplaying a piece of food. That will be the most activity you will see from me for another month or so. I will continue my routine lurking now.
Thank you for three years of tBftS!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

An angry cloud, small flashes of thunder and all, briefly forms above ThatOneWorldhopper's head, prepared to smite him down for the breaking of rules. The cloud reads a little more of the posts, and shakes its head.

Ace's actions briefly gives the cloud somewhere to be, but the 'spitting it out' part makes the cloud sigh. If only there was something to smite.
Something small. Something that was only recently given sentience.

hm...

The Sandwich's proverbial hairs stand up. Something is about to happen. It shakes Ace's saliva off and returns to its prior destination. The Sandwich begins flopping around, before settling into one spot. It starts jumping around, creating a rhythm of beats and slaps. Beat. Beat. A slap.  Beat. Beat. Beat.  Beat. Beat. Beat.  Beat. A slap. A slap.  Beat. A slap. A slap. A slap.  Beat. A slap. Beat. Beat.  A slap. Then it repeats.
Its flopping gets progressively more and more anxious.

Am I correct that this is a cypher or am I wasting my time? 

[-ACE- he/him]

1 hour ago, AltonicKeys said:

Clouds roll in. Not a small puff of water vapor anymore, but a huge rolling storm, high above everyone's heads. They should come up with a name for that. A Storm High. yes. The clouds rumble satisfyingly at this new name they came up with.

The Sandwich grumbles unsatisfyingly at the arrival of the storm. Or it would, if it didn't take away its ability to grumble. It stops its pausing and slapping, falling silent. It 'stands up', back straightened like a lightning rod. The storm notices this. The storm acknowledges this.
Once again, the cloud's flashes of lightning and thunder become rhythmical, and transition into words. Loud, booming, thundering words, each one making The Sandwich shrink back slightly.

"Hi. How are we doing."

The Sandwich deflates. A sigh?

"Oh. yeah. Right. You can't talk anymore. hah. Anyways." The storms darken above The Sandwich. "You ready to go?

The Sandwich isn't. But it stands tall.

"Very well. I would tell you to 'say your goodbyes' but that's not really a thing you can do right now. Well uh. Cya." With that, a bolt of lightning blasted from the storm, a huge beam of light that lingers longer than usual. The Sandwich is completely enveloped in the energy, the spot of impact glowing a bright white, before fading.
After everyone's eyes adjust, The Sandwich sits unmoving in a familiar spot.

On a hill.

The Storm High rolls away, now without a target. It rumbles off under the horizon, where a figure appears in its place.

A man, swarmed with bees, covered in frost, walks up to The Sandwich and grabs it.

Thank you everyone for participating, I had fun roleplaying a piece of food. That will be the most activity you will see from me for another month or so. I will continue my routine lurking now.
Thank you for three years of tBftS!

Bye AltonicKeys!

I look back to the familiar spot, the sandwich now resting on a hill. I decide that it isn't worth it. I will never be able to eat the sandwich. In a sudden burst of re-dedication I say "Sandwich before death. Sandwich before weakness. Sandwich before destination." to re-encourage myself.

As I say these words, a glow appears around me, and my eyes glow brownish white (the color of the sandwich)

I come to, feeling more powerful then usual, when I realize the truth.  The sandwich is everything. I must protect the sandwich, for it is recently unalivened and can no longer protect it's self. "I will protect the sandwich. For it can no longer protect its self." I say

As I say this, a glow appears around me, and my eyes glow brownish white (the color of the sandwich) and I re-dedicate my life to the protection of the sandwich.

Edited October 24, 2025 by -ACE-

[AltonicKeys he/him]

53 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Am I correct that this is a cypher or am I wasting my time? 

maybe. i dunno. don't look at me.

27 minutes ago, -ACE- said:

Bye AltonicKeys!

I look back to the familiar spot, the sandwich now resting on a hill. I decide that it isn't worth it. I will never be able to eat the sandwich. In a sudden burst of re-dedication I say "Sandwich before death. Sandwich before weakness. Sandwich before destination." to re-encourage myself.

As I say these words, a glow appears around me, and my eyes glow brownish white (the color of the sandwich)

I come to, feeling more powerful then usual, when I realize the truth.  The sandwich is everything. I must protect the sandwich, for it is recently unalivened and can no longer protect it's self. "I will protect the sandwich. For it can no longer protect its self." I say

As I say this, a glow appears around me, and my eyes glow brownish white (the color of the sandwich) and I re-dedicate my life to the protection of the sandwich.

The man with the Sandwich hurriedly runs off into the horizon, and the Storm High rolls back up to the hill. "hooo-whee Yeah these words are accepted. Good job. Uh." The cloud then blows back down the horizon, clearing the skies again, and the man with the Sandwich runs back to the hill, panting and out of breath. He takes a moment to breathe, and stands up straight with the Sandwich like nothing happened. "What'd I miss what just happened"

[Myst He/Him]

33 minutes ago, -ACE- said:

Bye AltonicKeys!

I look back to the familiar spot, the sandwich now resting on a hill. I decide that it isn't worth it. I will never be able to eat the sandwich. In a sudden burst of re-dedication I say "Sandwich before death. Sandwich before weakness. Sandwich before destination." to re-encourage myself.

As I say these words, a glow appears around me, and my eyes glow brownish white (the color of the sandwich)

I come to, feeling more powerful then usual, when I realize the truth.  The sandwich is everything. I must protect the sandwich, for it is recently unalivened and can no longer protect it's self. "I will protect the sandwich. For it can no longer protect its self." I say

As I say this, a glow appears around me, and my eyes glow brownish white (the color of the sandwich) and I re-dedicate my life to the protection of the sandwich.

In awe of your new sandwich radiance, I flew, scared of your wrath, before realizing that the sandwich is worth it. I rush up the hill to grab the sandwich, not giving you anytime to adjust to your powers

[-ACE- he/him]

I huff, annoyed at your pathetic attempt, before reverse full double inside out lashing the sandwich to my hand, where I can guard it better. You come with the sandwich in your grip, so I punch you while you are flying towards me at over 1000mph. My first crumples, not used to the pressure.

[Myst He/Him]

3 minutes ago, -ACE- said:

I huff, annoyed at your pathetic attempt, before reverse full double inside out lashing the sandwich to my hand, where I can guard it better. You come with the sandwich in your grip, so I punch you while you are flying towards me at over 1000mph. My first crumples, not used to the pressure.

Reverse double inside out? I’m not familiar with that kind of lashing.

I fall to the ground, vision fading after your punch. On my way down though, I reach out with a handy pocket knife and several the Achilles tendon in your right leg.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

While you are distracted, I steal the Sandwich, ignoring all plot.

[-ACE- he/him]

10 hours ago, IHadAThought said:

Reverse double inside out? I’m not familiar with that kind of lashing.

I fall to the ground, vision fading after your punch. On my way down though, I reach out with a handy pocket knife and several the Achilles tendon in your right leg.

"ouch." i say, before double reverse hyper inside out lashing my tendon back together. I notice i'm running low on sandwichlight from all those double reverse inside out lashings I have been using. I punch Ihadathought to the moon in revenge for cutting my tendon, before going after YouCantHaveMySandwich so I can get the sandwich back and recover my lost sandwichlight. 

Before I reach YouCantHaveMySandwich I have another thought (so many thoughts!) to double reverse inside out lash the sandwich to me with the last of my sandwich light. I do it, drawing the sandwich to me in a massive burst of power before (once again) hitting the carrier of the sandwich away at over 1000mph. However, this time my fist is used to it, so it doesn't crumple. I snatch the sandwich out of the air and use it to recharge my stores to around 45%.

 

Spoiler

(Your turn to act before I fully charge!)

Spoiler

is it just me, or are my responses excessively long?

 

 

Your chance expires in 10 mins starting now. (18:48 MDT, about an hour after I first posted this)

 

 

Okay... that was a really long 10 mins. (felt like almost 4 and a half hours!)

Spoiler

its 23:18 rn

anyways, I am now fully recharged of sandwichlight, for whoever picks this back up tomorrow.

Edited October 25, 2025 by -ACE-