The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I feel like I missed something important.

I shout "Look over there!" and grab the Sandwich from Ace when he isn't looking, but because I'm not a Sandwich Radiant I can't use Sandwichlight so plummet towards an active volcano. Being an active volcano, there are monkeys there, who handily provide a safety net.

[-ACE- he/him]

I scold the monkeys for playing so close to an active volcano, before pulling ink and embers away from the volcano, to preserve the sandwich from lava. I pull out an exact decoy, very very convincing, and give it to ink and embers to nom instead of The Sandwich

 

And with that, -ACE- closes his computer, deciding to go to sleep at 00:15. 

Click

Edited October 25, 2025 by -ACE-

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

5 minutes ago, -ACE- said:

I scold the monkeys for playing so close to an active volcano, before pulling ink and embers away from the volcano, to preserve the sandwich from lava. I pull out an exact decoy, very very convincing, and give it to ink and embers to nom instead of The Sandwich

 

And with that, -ACE- closes his computer, deciding to go to sleep at 00:15. 

Click

Luckily for me, I had my eyes open, so I noticed the very conspicuous Sandwich swapping and take the Sandwich back, politely thanking Ace for his assistance. I then open a perpendicularity and jump into a vision of the history of Scadrial, as you do. 

[Myst He/Him]

I, having recovered from Ace punching me, snatch the sandwich out of your hand right before the perpendicularity closes, trapping you, but not the sandwich in the spiritual realm

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I summon the Spiritual Ideal of the Sandwich and use it to Connect me to the Physical Realm, therefore reappearing holding the Sandwich, despite IHadAThought also holding it. 

[Myst He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I summon the Spiritual Ideal of the Sandwich and use it to Connect me to the Physical Realm, therefore reappearing holding the Sandwich, despite IHadAThought also holding it. 

Quick clarification, does that mean we each are holding a copy of the sandwich? Are you holding a physical manifestation of the ideal sandwich? Or are just both our hands grabbing it?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

11 minutes ago, IHadAThought said:

Quick clarification, does that mean we each are holding a copy of the sandwich? Are you holding a physical manifestation of the ideal sandwich? Or are just both our hands grabbing it?

I thought both of hands grabbing the same Sandwich? Sorry for the confusion!

[-ACE- he/him]

10 hours ago, IHadAThought said:

Quick clarification, does that mean we each are holding a copy of the sandwich? Are you holding a physical manifestation of the ideal sandwich? Or are just both our hands grabbing it?

you guys have a two fakes (ink and embers made another). I have the real one in my pocket. 

I hide myself in the volcano, just out of reach from the lava, constantly healing with sandwichlight from the heat. I take a glimpse at the sandwich and see the meat darkening slightly. I panic, double reverse hyper inside out lashing myself to the sky, using up 18% of my sandwichlight in the process. (I'm now at 82%) I quit the lashing, still flying upwards at 1000+mph. I land on the moon, lucky that it was passing overhead at the time. 

Spoiler

Let the fight continue there. Figure out a way to get there I guess. Also, in this universe somehow the moon has breathable air.

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal your Sandwichlight and use it to take the Sandwich.

[Myst He/Him]

30 minutes ago, -ACE- said:

you guys have a two fakes (ink and embers made another). I have the real one in my pocket. 

I hide myself in the volcano, just out of reach from the lava, constantly healing with sandwichlight from the heat. I take a glimpse at the sandwich and see the meat darkening slightly. I panic, double reverse hyper inside out lashing myself to the sky, using up 18% of my sandwichlight in the process. (I'm now at 82%) I quit the lashing, still flying upwards at 1000+mph. I land on the moon, lucky that it was passing overhead at the time. 

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Let the fight continue there. Figure out a way to get there I guess. Also, in this universe somehow the moon has breathable air.

 

My pure rage regarding you stealing the sandwich manifests as the thrill surrounds me, and allows me to jump so high that I go into orbit and crash into the moon

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Your actions have to be bolded, though, so it was just a dream

[Myst He/Him]

Just now, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Your actions have to be bolded, though, so it was just a dream

I forgot about that.. oh well

I wake up from my dream, confused why I’m not on the moon. Luckily, the the active volcano is erupting, and using som tarp, I’m able to use the upwards force of the eruption to launch me up 

[-ACE- he/him]

16 minutes ago, IHadAThought said:

I forgot about that.. oh well

I wake up from my dream, confused why I’m not on the moon. Luckily, the the active volcano is erupting, and using som tarp, I’m able to use the upwards force of the eruption to launch me up 

Nice recovery

20 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Your actions have to be bolded, though, so it was just a dream

How are you gonna get to the moon?

18 minutes ago, IHadAThought said:

I forgot about that.. oh well

I wake up from my dream, confused why I’m not on the moon. Luckily, the the active volcano is erupting, and using som tarp, I’m able to use the upwards force of the eruption to launch me up 

I see you approach, flying through the air, and I'm relieved (cuz I wont be bored). Until I notice that the moon has moved, and you are not going to hit the moon, but instead orbit it! PANIK!!

I don't want to be bored, so I inside out lash you to the moon. (inside out lashing is my weakest one, only 5% of sandwichlight tho!)

 

I'm now at 77%

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I steal your Sandwichlight and use it to take the Sandwich.

I use void Sandwichlight to evaporate you and then take the Sandwich.

[-ACE- he/him]

*gasp!*

I contact jasnah and ask her how to counteract the void sandwichlight, but i forgot, so im not sure.

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

I use antivoidsandwichlight to counteract your voidsandwichlight, and take the sandwich

 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Having asked the space monkeys to drop Bartholomew and I off on the Moon, I produce a rabbit out of a top hat and "trade" Booknewt for the Sandwich.

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

9 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Having asked the space monkeys to drop Bartholomew and I off on the Moon, I produce a rabbit out of a top hat and "trade" Booknewt for the Sandwich.

I trade them back, shove you back into the spaceship you rode on to get to the Moon, and Jerome, as high commander of all monkeys, orders them to fly you back to wherever you were. They take off and fly you back.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Unfortunately, I had previously been floating around in a void, and they all feel bad for leaving me drifting in space, so they drop me off on Nalthis where I use the perpendicularity to, somehow, get back to the Moon, whereupon I steal the Sandwich from you and then shake a bottle of Coco Cola, before opening it in your direction and running away back to Earth when you're distracted. 

(Does Earth even still exist anymore?)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I sure hope it does.
You land on Earth where you find me doing the default dance of Fear and Horror. The fear and horror you feel gives me chance to take the Sandwich and run away. 
*cackling ensues*

[Myst He/Him]

Your cackle is so loud that I don’t even need my ninja skills to slip the sandwich out of your hand and into a watertight bag I then dive into a nearby friendly Orca’s throat for protection 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I pick some very mildly toxic herbs and feed them to the orca, causing it to vomit you back out again. I apologise to the orca and give it some fish, then grab the Sandwich from you while you're still disoriented and teleport to Australia. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hire Ksauce to take the Sandwich. He gives it to me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I hire VSauce to take the Sandwich, and he gives it to me with the power of knowledge.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal both back out of jealousy and spite.