The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Why did they faint from joy...?

I land on the foam, safe from the snakes now that they're knocked out.

Strmblsd lands next to me, safe and still covered in excessive amounts of bubble wrap.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Why, because of my splendiferous aura of fantamazingness and wondertasticness

I start brainwashing the snakes to serve me and only me

[strmblsd he/him]

I sit up after that and laugh go to the top of the cliff and jump off onto the foam again

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I land 5 inches away, missing the foam blocks. I continue to bleed out, and start to laugh as my sanity starts to slip

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Heyyy my splendiferous aura of fantamazingness and wondertasticness is making someone laugh!

I collect some of Pineap Spider's DNA for research

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the Sandwich and run away from this madness.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I follow with more madness

[strmblsd he/him]

As his sanity slips out I collect it in a jar

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I grab a motorcycle a drive away as fast as possible.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I Pull Vyz's motorcycle towards me with Vyz still sitting in the motorcycle and unable to escape

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I use magic to heal Pineap's body...

[strmblsd he/him]

I force feed him his sanity from the jar

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I strain as I use all my magic ability to create a permanent forcefield around @strmblsd, then I cut my sanity in half and give the ity to him.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I steal the jar of Pineap's sanity and mix it with the DNA trying to make a bomb

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I appreciate the healing. I also steal some of Doomslug’s DNA and satiny before climbing back up the cliff and throwing them off it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Cool action music starts playing as I do a cool jump kick that throws Vyz from his motorcycle, and I scoop up the sandwich and launch myself into space on a huge angry birds slingshot.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Confused at why Pinap Spider just threw his own sanity down a cliff.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I join you in confusion

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just before Unintelligenius launches I kick the slingshot over and he launches ten feet into the ground; the Sandwich bounces into my hand and I cackle evilly.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

8 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

I join you in confusion

22 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Confused at why Pinap Spider just threw his own sanity down a cliff.

For the same reason I throw rocks in a lake. Also, I’m still not all there apparently 

the jar hits Strmblsd, rendering him with a fractured skull and a supernatural awareness of his condition.

Edited August 12, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Longshot97 he/him]

1 hour ago, Drehy said:

Just before Unintelligenius launches I kick the slingshot over and he launches ten feet into the ground; the Sandwich bounces into my hand and I cackle evilly.

Out of nowhere, a tall man with absurd amounts of jewelry rugby-tackles Drehy to the street. The asphalt cracks about the strange man, who struggles for the sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

From the broken asphalt emerges a swarm of angry sugar gliders.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Being controlled by me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Who is controlled by me.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Who has sold her soul to me.