The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I knock you on the head with my foot. Forcefully. Because I can.

Then I give the Sandwich to Pineap.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I knock you on the head with my foot. Forcefully. Because I can.

Then I give the Sandwich to Pineap.

Oh sick!

I throw the sandwich back down the hole. Forcefully. Because I can.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Pineap-spider said:

Oh sick!

I throw the sandwich back down the hole. Forcefully. Because I can.

*sigh*

I push you down the hole. Forcefully. Because I can.

[strmblsd he/him]

I jump into the hole after him

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Forcefully. Because he can.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I pull the Sandwich out with my lucky fishing pole, then Strmblsd, leaving Pineap all alone in the hole...

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I hit the bottom of the hole. Forcefully. Because I have no other choice.

[strmblsd he/him]

I fill the whole hole in with cement before pineap can get out trapping him down there

[Vyzkel He/Him]

13 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I fill the whole hole in with cement before pineap can get out trapping him down there

That’s brutal

I take the Sandwich off of the hook with my ExtendoArms, then I run away.

[strmblsd he/him]

34 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

That’s brutal

I take the Sandwich off of the hook with my ExtendoArms, then I run away.

Thank you

I go and hide horrified at what I have done

Edited August 11, 2024 by strmblsd

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

The pressure of the cement causes the small handful of non-organic antimatter explosives in my pocket to to go off. I manage to dig my way to the surface and now I am trying to find Strmblsd

[Longshot97 he/him]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

That’s brutal

I take the Sandwich off of the hook with my ExtendoArms, then I run away.

A mysterious third party hires a ranger to track down Vyzkel, who succeeds. The ranger draws, aims, and fires an arrow, skewering the sandwich onto a nearby tree.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I use Deflect Missile to catch the arrow, Sandwich still impaled, and put it in my quiver.

Edited August 11, 2024 by Drehy

[PianoSavant she/her]

I steal your quiver which has the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I scare you, making you quiver in fear, I take the Sandwich as your still shaking.

Spoiler

Puns

 

[Longshot97 he/him]

The second arrow from the ranger pierces the quiver, intended to pin it to another tree.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Luckily, I took out the Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I step on a landmine 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I hold a funeral for Strmblsd and the sandwich, burying them in the hole I was buried in earlier on this page. @Vyzkel is the only one who shows up, so I give him the Sandwich 

[strmblsd he/him]

I am dead buried 6 feet under.. wondering why .. wishing my friends had come.. that they had seen me..

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Turns out I misprinted the invite, and everyone came an hour late. Vyz still has the sandwich and needs to change his watch during day light savings time

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I note that as I run away.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I hide myself in the ground for a purpose soon to be revealed.

[Longshot97 he/him]

The ranger follows gracefully through the trees...only to grab a rotten branch, break his neck on the lower limbs, and land dead on Vyzkel. A bird proceeds to defecate on the corpse, adding insult to injury.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I look in horror at the body on top of me, I quickly scramble away from it, continuing my sprint.