The Battle for the Sandwich

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I hop on Vyz’s back like a spider monkey. All I want is a piggy back ride 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’m slightly confused, but I start running away.

[strmblsd he/him]

I go looking for the cannon to shoot myself again

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take one out of my pocket and give it to you.

[strmblsd he/him]

I shoot myself with it(not out of it.. with it)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I look in horror.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I put Strmblsd back together (again) and hug him for a while.

You good, dude?

[strmblsd he/him]

Yeah.

I now while again go on a search for the sandwich mystery show style with a magnifying glass and a dog

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Does that mean I’m the antagonist?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Maybe.

I laugh for no reason at all.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I reason at no laugh for all.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I at all no reason for laugh. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I no for all laugh at reason.

[strmblsd he/him]

No I laugh at all for reason

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I stand dumbfounded by the insanity in front of me, still holding the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I laugh for a reason.

What that reason is, you don't get to know.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I reason for a laugh.

Then I steal the sandwich and fly to The Great Wall of China.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I tell my samurai friend, Chen Shu, to imprison Unintelligenius and take the Sandwich back to me.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I disguise myself so he gives the Sandwich to me instead

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I intercept the parcel mid delivery and steal the sandwich, replacing it with a 200gp cut jewel.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I pop up from a rabbit hole, snatch the sandwich, then return to my rabbit hole.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I quickly entrap you, steal the sandwich, then move off to get more wabbits. Cuz it's wabbit season.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Aww, it was a metaphorical rabbit hole.

I summon my mole companion, and he digs me a tunnel through the earth up to the surface. I erupt from the ground in front of Unintelligus, steal the sandwich, and then break for it.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I break it. Whatever “it” is I don’t know but I still break it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The thing broken was Doomslug’s legs, and since she can’t run anymore, I take the Sandwich and float 2 inches off the floor and leave.

Edited August 9, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender