The Battle for the Sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

45 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

 

 

WHY

I begin to nod sagely at strmblsd, then notice Vyz. I take the sandwich from strm, wince at the pun, then grow large rooty legs and run away in a style faintly reminiscent of Jack Sparrow.

You are an Entema Rue, so your Jack Sparrow run is very slow.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Except that it’s fast!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I jump in, steal the sandwich and run off to the other side of the milky way.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I become sad because I wanted to play Pirates of the Caribbean while Etreema rue was running, then out of anger I swat the Sandwich out of Unintelligenius’ hand and storm off.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I pick the sandwich off the ground as Vyz storms off

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I take the Sandwich. No fancy way of doing it, no elaborate plans or equipment. I walk up and casually grab the Sandwich from TwinSouls.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I chuckle, then I grow louder until my laugh is a giant roar because this was all part of my plan at the very beginning, ever since there was a sandcastle on this thread I formulated a plan to take the Sandwich at this very moment. This plan was now put into action as a complex pulley system yanked on Jerome’s foot, which I attached without anyone noticing, sending the monkey flying into BlueWildRye, who was standing on a very inconspicuous giant x on the floor, this impact was specifically calculated so that the Sandwich rolled down a chute planted in the ground, this chute led straight to the stolen alley wall from the beginning of this game, which I carved into a pedestal shaped like a Sandwich. The Sandwich falls onto this pedestal, triggering a mechanism that launches it to the very hill where this all started.

I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I take a fishing pole and hook the Sandwich out of your hand, then reel it towards me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This is why I post here so often

I hold out my hand and levitate the Sandwich towards me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I slap you, knocking you to the ground.

I stare at the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*nostalgia*

I get knocked to the ground, I desperately crawl towards the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I am being sad that the sandwich was knocked from my hands so Jerome comes over and reminds me of our magnificent magical mage powers. Together we create a portal that sucks the sandwich through it and straight into my hands.

Edited July 31, 2024 by Unintelligenius
stupid grammer

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I am confused who Portal the sucks is.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I BRING THE SANDWICH BACK FROM THE BRUNETTE CULT THREAD BECAUSE RYE BROUGHT IT THERE.

*cackles and runs away*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I BRING THE SANDWICH BACK FROM THE BRUNETTE CULT THREAD BECAUSE RYE BROUGHT IT THERE.

*cackles and runs away*

Wait he did?

edit: he really did

I trip Glass and take the Sandwich to my Super secret base somewhere in Siberia.

Edited August 1, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[strmblsd he/him]

I nuke Siberia

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I don a hazmat suit, go to Siberia, and steal the sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

I nuke Siberia

The human death toll is zero.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I, who now has four arms and six fingers per hand, steal the Sandwich with relative ease.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I look in wonder at the abomination Vyz has become, all while holding the sandwich in my hand, looking through a telescope from the moon, as I have been hanging there with the real sandwich for about a month.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I, having suddenly appeared next to you now that you've revealed your location, slap you, then punt the Sandwich back to Earth.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I catch the flaming fireball known as the Sandwich as it reenters the atmosphere.

[strmblsd he/him]

I make a wish on it thinking it was a shooting star.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Vyz burns up in the atmosphere and Strmblsd's wish comes true because of it.

The Sandwich hits the ground.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I look down at my body, then I scream out in joy because I am now back to my normal form, I jump up in the air, excited that I’m finally myself again.

I also pick up the Sandwich from the floor.