The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

A person named Me now has absolute power, and uses that power to steal the Sandwich.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

The gods (bribed by me) smite Me and wipe them out of existence, and give me the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, having legally changed my name to "me", graciously accept the sandwich.

[Longshot97 he/him]

The Feruchemist, well and truly baffled at these games, taps every bit of aluminum he has stored to be certain of his own identity. The resulting functionally unconfirmed influx of Investiture wipes the Feruchemist off the face of the planet, to preserve canonical integrity.

The Third Party, well and truly baffled by now, send one of their best agents: a ChayShan practitioner. Somewhat predictably, he faces a similar fate.

So the Third Party just pays a random kid to go steal the sandwich. Which he does.

Edited August 13, 2024 by Longshot97

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I accuse the third party of using cheats, and he gets kicked from the server.

I also push Living Glass into the path of an oncoming train (I’m still not completely sane). It’s either Thomas The Tank Engine, the Little Engine Who Could, or a London Underground gone horribly off course.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The Sandwich drops into my hand as the random boy just poofs out of existence.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I clap my hands and swap places with you before the sandwich touches your hand, then hide myself in a small room inside a cliff and place the sandwich on a pedestal outside, and wait.

[Longshot97 he/him]

The Third Party decides to enlist an Awakener, who sends a Lifeless squirrel over to steal the sandwich, all the while congratulating herself on how original her ideas are.

Edited August 13, 2024 by Longshot97

[Vyzkel He/Him]

27 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

I clap my hands and swap places with you before the sandwich touches your hand, then hide myself in a small room inside a cliff and place the sandwich on a pedestal outside, and wait.

*gasp* was that a JJK reference?!

I wonder where the first and second party went as I take the Sandwich and jump off the cliff(with a parachute of course).

[Longshot97 he/him]

The Awakener feels the sudden urge to recount the history of the mysterious Third Party, particularly of its long and arduous battle against the First and Second Parties, only to emerge triumphant against all odds.

Shaking off that particular urge, she jumps off the cliff in pursuit of the Sandwich, trusting in her Awakened tunic to break her fall. She uncoils a rope, commanding it to grab the Sandwich as she plummets past the parachuting target.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

It was!

I clap my hands again and swap places with the sandwich, then knock out Vyzkel, jump out of his pocket (don’t ask how I fit in there), and climb back to the cave, where I grab the sandwich.

Also I did just confirm that the sandwich has cursed energy.

Edited August 13, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Fixing stuff

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

where I grab the sandwich.

-And then immediately drop it. I pick up the sandwich and teleport to Mars.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

You die because you can't breath. I teleport to mars with some stormlight, so I don't need to breath, and take the sandwich from your corpse.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I revive myself with a fabrial just in time and stabby stab at Unintelligenius and rightfully reclaim the sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I take a shower. It feels nice, and I take a moment to mourn my loss of continuous hot water.

I draw the Sandwich into existence on my computer, where it suddenly appears from Mars.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

After stabbing me, Doomslug dies again because she still can't breath. I lash myself to earth, smash through the Living Glass' roof, steal the sandwich, and fly to the moon.

Edited August 13, 2024 by Unintelligenius

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I am drawn with the sandwich, and I use Glass's computer as a portal to earth before I die. the computer melts because of the overload and I steal the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I am drawn with the sandwich, and I use Glass's computer as a portal to earth before I die. the computer melts because of the overload and I steal the sandwich.

*bubbling electronic noises*

You hear someone distantly scream, "Nooooooooooooooooooo-!"

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

You hear someone distantly scream, "Nooooooooooooooooooo-!"

That’s me. My I just found out that road bikers are still considered humans. I use a mountain bike to chase down Doomslug and steal the Sandwich 

[PianoSavant she/her]

I break your mountain bike.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the Sandwich from Pineap-Spider, who is now on the ground, and run away to Neverland.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I break Neverland.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I put it back together and rename it Alwaysland, then I steal the sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

The sandwich is mine!!!!!!! I shout, running after Unintelligenius

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I slap everyone.