The Battle for the Sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

34 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Being a ghost, I possess Rye and make him do a funny little dance.

I guess I steal the Sandwich with Rye's body, too. I give it to Vyz and go make a cake for everyone.

You all try not to notice the chicken feet imprints in the cake.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I happily eat the cake.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Um, I left for a week, what the heck is going on??

[Vyzkel He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Um, I left for a week, what the heck is going on??

There’s a lawnmower and cake.

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Also I might have the Sandwich.

 

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

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Well then

I slap Vyz, and steal the cake before he can eat it, then gobble it up. Who cares about a dumb sandwich! Cake rules!!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I gasp in astonishment at your blasphemy. Then I slap Vyz and steal the sandwich and chase after Doomslug with a pitchfork. 

[PianoSavant she/her]

I throw Unintelligenius a torch to go with the pitchfork.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I snatch the torch out of the air and un-chase myself to chase Unintelligenius to steal the sandwich. Cake only rules when it can be eaten.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

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Well then

I slap Vyz, and steal the cake before he can eat it, then gobble it up. Who cares about a dumb sandwich! Cake rules!!

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I look at the empty plate in front of me. “My cake ,” I say sadly. Also there is one again a hand print on my face.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I slap Vyz twice. Once with Rye and the other with my gHoStLy HaNd.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Hey!

Side some sense got slapped into me multiple times, I now have super senses, with my brand new powers I expertly steal the Sandwich from Unintelligenius and run away, keenly aware of my surroundings.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I manage to trip you anyway.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*claps*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*bows*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*which instrument*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

* definitely violin *

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*i think you mean guitar*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*what the heck how are you bowing a guitar*

also

*slappity slappity slap at Vyz*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*senses double *

[PianoSavant she/her]

While everyone is distracted by whatever is going on, I steal the Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*yayy loop hole!*

*SSSSSLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP x10*

okie you should feel like a tineye burning duralumin now!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*becomes the god of senses*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*which means you sense what everyone is sensing so you have a senses overload and die from panic attack and overstimulation*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*slap Vyz, especially killing him*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I die, going to the CR, I square up with Glass and start fighting her while I’m there.