The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I punch you so hard you are sent back to your body in the PR.

Problem solved. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I grab Piano turn her upside down, and shake the sandwich out of her grip. Then I toss Piano at the upcoming fight.

huh whats cr and pr

Edited August 20, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Cognitive and physical realm.

[PianoSavant she/her]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I grab Piano turn her upside down, and shake the sandwich out of her grip. Then I toss Piano at the upcoming fight.

I cover my head to avoid a concussion.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

how have I never heard of those abbreivs before, and why didn't I figure that out

*yay, sandwich*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

HA @PianoSavant I totally read your rank as "Nope" instead of "Noble" 

I run around like crazy, still possessing Rye. But like fr I though someone would have done something about me by now but y'all seem fine with it lol.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Oh wait, ur possesing Rye? Totally missed that part

*high five?*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*high five*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Now with normal senses again, I do a flying kick straight at Doomslug knocking him(or doompity I guess) down

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

The flying kick misses me because I am on the ground. The kick does, however, hit a poor bird. Shame on you!

btw random question, but when's ookla season?

Edited August 20, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

btw random question, but when's ookla season?

Ohhhh I vaguely remember this.

I start a Shard community garden. I invite all the Sharders to plant something in the garden, then I plant some tomatoes.

[The H]

8 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

btw random question, but when's ookla season?

26th of Nov - 19th of Dec

(A new challenger approaches)
 

I reach a conclusion with the bird, in order to get it's revenge it will have to steal the sandwich. It flies toward Vyz, beak sharper than ever.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

btw random question, but when's ookla season?

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Ohhhh I vaguely remember this.

I start a Shard community garden. I invite all the Sharders to plant something in the garden, then I plant some tomatoes.

Can someone explain?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

Can someone explain?

Not well, no. 

The bird spears Vyz through the arm.

Edited August 20, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I flinch in pain, then I grab the bird and throw it like a spear towards Doomslug.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

It curves like a boomerang and spears Vyz's other arm.

[strmblsd he/him]

I walk over smiling

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I ask Strmblsd why he's smiling.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Ohhhh I vaguely remember this.

I start a Shard community garden. I invite all the Sharders to plant something in the garden, then I plant some tomatoes.

I plant some sandwiches. Then I time travel to the future where the plants have grown. I pick the flowers on the sandwich plant and throw them in a cauldron that's filled with boiling water. The water swirls then disappears into mist leaving the sandwich at the bottom. I grab it and walk off to find Jerome.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I plant an Audrey II in the garden, and start collecting the blood from Vyz’s arm for… reasons.

I Also inquire about Strmblsd’s smile.

in Uninteligenius’s future, he dies, because he’s eaten by a Mean Green Mother from Outer Space.

in the present, I dig up the sandwich, and brush off the dirt, then hide it.

Edited August 21, 2024 by Pineap-spider
Ninja’d

[Vyzkel He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I plant some sandwiches. Then I time travel to the future where the plants have grown. I pick the flowers on the sandwich plant and throw them in a cauldron that's filled with boiling water. The water swirls then disappears into mist leaving the sandwich at the bottom. I grab it and walk off to find Jerome.

You aren’t making the Sandwich right?

Since this is the future, nothing happens to the present.

As Pineap-Spider is collecting my blood, I go into an uncontrollable rage. I grab Pineap’s throat and look him straight in the eyes saying,” WHERE IS IT.” I see the Sandwich for a moment in Doomslug’s hand, I charge while yelling crazily.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

You aren’t making the Sandwich right?

Since this is the future, nothing happens to the present.

As Pineap-Spider is collecting my blood, I go into an uncontrollable rage. I grab Pineap’s throat and look him straight in the eyes saying,” WHERE IS IT.” I see the Sandwich for a moment in Doomslug’s hand, I charge while yelling crazily.

I imagine you right now running like Mr. Gandalfini from Freelancers 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

9 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

You aren’t making the Sandwich right?

Nope not making The Sandwich, just regular old boring sandwich plants.

I time travel back into the present time and make a portal that pulls the sandwich into my hands. Then I find Jerome and we get into our private jet and fly out of the milky way.

[strmblsd he/him]

I smile

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I smile

I ask why you are smiling?