The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

the 2/3 vote wasn't in both chambers, meaning the sandwich is still mine.

[strmblsd he/him]

I decided to walk in grab the sandwich and walk right on out

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I burst from- GRAHHH I LOST THE GAME!!!! -a hole in the ground, and reveal to you that the entire earth under you in a 1 mile radius is unstable, and one wrong step can collapse the entire area. And also all the displaced dirt and stone is compacted in your fingernails and it will take an eternity to dig it all out since probably it has the density of a star

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I throw some conveniently placed pillows at AltonicKeys

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use a tractor beam to steal the sandwich from strmblsd and then fly away in my Star Destroyer.

[SPECTRE120]

I laugh in triumph because I just asked the Nightwatcher for the sandwich, and there's no way my plan can go wrong.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I hold the Sandwich triumphantly.

[strmblsd he/him]

I kick your hand then stuff a cookie down your throat 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I catch the sandwich that was kicked out of Vyz's hand then run off shouting that no one will catch me.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Out of- I LOST THE GAME AGAIN!!! -respect, I don't catch you. Instead, I catch the person holding the sandwich, who you were narrating in first person for 14 words before narrating yourself again. The ambiguous person had run into my classic rope net and I take the sandwich from their hand.

Edited August 26, 2024 by AltonicKeys

[Unintelligenius he/him]

12 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Instead, I catch the person holding the sandwich, who you were narrating in first person for 14 words before narrating yourself again. 

how does that even work?

I take the sandwich from your hand and run off making sure that it is indeed me with the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

'Me' is actually my nickname. I have the Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I go hide in my hidie hole alone

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I go in the hidie hole with Strmblsd. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the Sandwich and attempt to throw it in the hidie hole, but fall short since I’m weak and in pain.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I dig a hidey-hole next to strmblsd's without his knowledge.

[SPECTRE120]

I go to my laboratory and cackle with an evil laugh.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I go to Strmblsd's hidey-hole and give him a big hug.

*HUUUUUUUG*

[The H]

I make myself comfortable on top of Strmblsd and Pineap, my eyes just peeking outside of the hole.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I start to expand the hidie hole, it now has a pool.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I steal the sandwich and cannonball into the pool.

[SPECTRE120]

I build a time machine and go back in time to the first post, creating an alternate timeline where I have the sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

And that timeline is alternate, so you do not have the sandwich

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

11 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I steal the sandwich and cannonball into the pool.

the pool doesn't have any water in it yet. As your broken body lies at the bottom of the deep end of the pool, I climb down, take the sandwich, and put a sizeable weight on your chest. Then I climb out of the empty pool and start to fill it up.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

For some reason, the hose isn’t working, as you point it at your face to see what has happened, I unclog the hose, spraying you in the face with water. I take the Sandwich from your soaked hands and run away in flip-flops.

Edited August 29, 2024 by Vyzkel