The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I figure the kangaroos used pixie dust, so I dust myself with some then fly in and steal the sandwich, flying to neverland.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Since you didn't capitalize Neverland, you fly to a knock-off theme park with the same name.

I, now using pixie dust, roundhouse kick you in the face before flying off to Neverland.

Edited September 4, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

As a black belt, I harshly criticize your kick and correct your chamber and extension so it is perfect, I hold down Unintelligenius so you can try again.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

As a black belt, I harshly criticize your kick and correct your chamber and extension so it is perfect, I hold down Unintelligenius so you can try again.

I try again.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I compliment you on your great speed and accuracy, I give you the Sandwich and a high five.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I compliment you on your great speed and accuracy, I give you the Sandwich and a high five.

I accept both graciously, then I go to Neverland.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

27 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

As a black belt, I harshly criticize your kick and correct your chamber and extension so it is perfect, I hold down Unintelligenius so you can try again.

I am confused as to why you got all beat up and broken a couple of pages ago if you're a black belt.

3 pages!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I am confused as to why you got all beat up and broken a couple of pages ago if you're a black belt.

3 pages!

I also wonder this as Vyz gets run over by a truck.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I agree with you, proceeding to throw truck over me and onto Glass.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I agree with you, proceeding to throw truck over me and onto Glass.

Since you have just perfected my roundhouse kick, I roundhouse kick it back at you.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I do a well-placed punch, destroying the truck.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I hope that there wasn't a truck driver in there still as you are engulfed in flames from the truck exploding.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, being still covered in pixie dust, fly over to Glass and get my revenge with a well placed downercut and then steal the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

I, being still covered in pixie dust, fly over to Glass and get my revenge with a well placed downercut and then steal the sandwich.

I say "ow" and fly after you sneakily. Somehow.

[The H]

I faint. (For no particular reason)

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I hope that there wasn't a truck driver in there still as you are engulfed in flames from the truck exploding.

I was the truck driver.

Edited September 4, 2024 by The H

[Vyzkel He/Him]

12 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I, being still covered in pixie dust, fly over to Glass and get my revenge with a well placed downercut and then steal the sandwich.

I point out that a downercut is actually called a hammer fist.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I point behind you and when you look away I hammer fist you, then fly off.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Unintelligenius runs into my stupendous marevelous evil invisible web of dooom! Mwa hahahha, now he is trapped, and unable to escape the upcoming nuclear explosion.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Oh yeah that’s a thing.

I take the Sandwich with my ninja moves and run away very sneakily.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I trip you with my ninja skills very sneakily. You fall on your face and get run over by another truck.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I cut myself from the web with my ninja skills and katana then run over and take the sandwich from Vyz. He gets hit by a plane.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I hijack the plane and then fly over you, stealing the sandwich while doing a very epic stunt in my hijacked plane.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I applaud you, both for doing the stunt and not including something that hurts me.

[strmblsd he/him]

I aim a homing missile at myself and launch it with it scheduled to hit me when we hit the next page

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I wrap Strmblsd in impossible amounts of bubble wrap and lock him in a bunker a few miles underground where he can't possibly be blown up.