The Battle for the Sandwich

[SPECTRE120]

I eat the sawdust sandwich, mistaking it for the real one.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I watch you spitting and sputtering, relieved(I was about to eat it).

[strmblsd he/him]

I go and travel back to my hidie hole repair anything broken get the croc out of the pool and just start chillin

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"Cake trees are ripe!! $10 a slice, just as good as a sandwich!" I yell

Not THE sandwich, A sandwich

[The H]

I fumble in my bag, searching for my wallet. I suddenly am unable to pay Doomslug and try to talk my way into a free one. "What's your favourite Shrek movie?" I say, confident in my people skills.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“The second one!” I yell as I run past them, going for the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

"No the tenth is obviously better" I yell as I grab the sandwich and run off.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A rock trips you and the sandwich rolls out of sight.

It stops rolling about 347 years later, far far away.

[Immortal Platypus]

Naturally it had been rolling at the speed of light, as I sat 347 light-years away, I pick it up and keep walking.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

17 hours ago, The H said:

I fumble in my bag, searching for my wallet. I suddenly am unable to pay Doomslug and try to talk my way into a free one. "What's your favourite Shrek movie?" I say, confident in my people skills

I play along, confident that The H has no idea I actually stole his wallet. 

[PianoSavant she/her]

58 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I play along, confident that The H has no idea I actually stole his wallet. 

I watch, confident that Doomslug has no idea that I actually stole The H’s wallet. I use The H’s money to buy a slice of cake.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

44 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

I watch, confident that Doomslug has no idea that I actually stole The H’s wallet. I use The H’s money to buy a slice of cake.

I give Piano a slice of cake, not confident why two people have the same Hamilton holding a sandwich $10.

[The H]

I give Doomslug a questioned stare, as she has just been staring, and has yet to answer my earlier question.

[strmblsd he/him]

I walk to a store and buy ingredients to make my own cake (which I fail at horribly and somehow got it to a level of cooked where it is indistinguishable from a lump of coal in half the cook time it said on the recipe)

Edited September 9, 2024 by strmblsd

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 minutes ago, The H said:

I give Doomslug a questioned stare, as she has just been staring, and has yet to answer my earlier question.

I blink, just realizing that I have ignored H. "Uhh... GREeN!"

[The H]

I walk away, because little did Doomslug know, I stole a slice of cake.

We both walk away thinking we had the upper hand in the interaction.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I realize that there will be a bomb exploding on the next page and run away - grabbing the Sandwich, of course.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

7 posts left I think

I stock up on everything, food, water, toilet paper, all that stuff, energy, oxygen, food, entertainment, etc blah blah and magically teleport my bomb shelter 2 miles deeper into the earth and hide.

[strmblsd he/him]

I just am chilling in my hidie hole waiting

[The H]

I tell Doomslug to wait up so I may join, but the shelter is closed. I use the people skills I mentioned earlier and in a desperate, trembling voice I shout: "YOU FORGOT YOUR CYTOVERSE BOOKS, DOOMSLUG!"

[strmblsd he/him]

I count and see that this is the 21st post 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I prepare myself to backflip over the explosion.

[strmblsd he/him]

I lock my hidie hole

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, The H said:

I tell Doomslug to wait up so I may join, but the shelter is closed. I use the people skills I mentioned earlier and in a desperate, trembling voice I shout: "YOU FORGOT YOUR CYTOVERSE BOOKS, DOOMSLUG!"

*gesp* "Noooo! My books!!" I start opening the door but then pause, suspicious that this is a trap.

Edit: Oh geez I'm the 24 post!

I grab H and shove him in a hole, grab my books and triple lock the door then hide under my bed.

Edited September 10, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I backflip over and say it’s definitely not a trap.