The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I punch Vyz. It connects really hard and he is launched in to space.

 

 

NONCHALANTLY, OF COURSE.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I am launched into space, I can’t breathe. I try yelling for help, but nothing comes out, I cry silent, waterless, tears as my head explodes.

I wake up and realize that, first, the punch knocked me out for a second, and second, my emergency spacesuit activated and I’m fine.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

I am launched into space, I can’t breathe. I try yelling for help, but nothing comes out, I cry silent, waterless, tears as my head explodes.

I wake up and realize that, first, the punch knocked me out for a second, and second, my emergency spacesuit activated and I’m fine.

You are arrested for the unlawful possession of an emergency spacesuit.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

As I am being launched into space by the rocket I grab the sandwich which is to attached to it then I unattach myself from the rocket. I float down a slowly and peacefully in a parachute.

[strmblsd he/him]

I once again start popping the bubble wrap 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I give you more bubble wrap to pop.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I slap Vyz and steal his bubble wrap, which I wrap around Strmblsd.

[PianoSavant she/her]

19 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I take the sandwich and attach a rocket to your back and you are blasted into space.

I am currently in space and somehow not dead. I watch all of the proceedings with interest. 

[strmblsd he/him]

I wonder how many square feet of bubble wrap is around me

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I calculate the amount of bubble wrap footage around Strmblsd.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*drumroll* "There is exactly 0.98374 feet of bubble wrap around strmblsd!!" I announce

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"Wrong," I say, "It's actually 26 feet."

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Wrong," I say, "It's actually 26 feet."

"Oh, huh." I say, confused how 25.01626 feet of bubble wrap magically appeared. 

[PianoSavant she/her]

It magically appeared because of me, I came back from space and added more bubble wrap (and stole the Sandwich while I was at it, cause why not).

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I come back to this thread after a couple weeks and take the Sandwich, promising that in three days I will come back to this post and edit it.

I come back to this post and edit it.

Edited September 24, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I triumphantly snatch the sandwich from your hands, then crawl back to my over-sharder hole from whence I came.

Edited September 21, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath
Forgot to use bold…

[PianoSavant she/her]

I snatch the Sandwich from your hands from your over-sharder hole from whence you came.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I hiss and scramble out of my lair, circling you many times before snatching the Sandwich back. I spontaneously grow wings and four arms, flying away to the clouds.

Edited September 21, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath
Typo

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use a crossbow to shoot you down then triumphantly stand in a cool pose, after I take the sandwich. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I surprise attack you from behind and ruin your once-cool pose. 

Then I make a cool pose.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I shout a horrible shout, then tear the bolt out of my forehead. I grow a third eye where it hit, and zip downwards, impaling doomslug with my wings and slobbering all over doomslug. I take the sandwich, and on my way out claw Unintelligible.

Edited September 21, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I drink a healing potion and do a cool karate kick into Wrath's face, knocking him to the floor. I pick up the sandwich and nonchalantly walk away.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I nonchalantly shift my arms and wings back into my body, then nonchalantly walk up to Tell (Do u mind me shortening it?) and nonchalantly bite into the arm holding the The Sandwich, latching onto him and stealing the The Sandwich.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I nonchalantly shoot an arrow at your face and take the Sandwich while you are otherwise occupied.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I stand out of the way of battle. I yell, “try beheading it!”