The Battle for the Sandwich

[PianoSavant she/her]

I try beheading the Sandwich, assuming that is what “it” is. The Sandwich can’t be harmed, of course, and it takes me several minutes to realize that the Sandwich doesn’t actually have a head.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I facepalm.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I watch all this with interest.

*popcorn-filled interest*

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I lose interest in the The Sandwich, and viciously attack Vyz for his insult. I grow a third arm (separate from the other four) and use it to grab some popcorn. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

40 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I lose interest in the The Sandwich, and viciously attack Vyz for his insult. I grow a third arm (separate from the other four) and use it to grab some popcorn. 

But it was all a dream... (you need to bold your posts)

I sneeze.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I hand you a tissue.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I shout a horrible shout, then tear the bolt out of my forehead. I grow a third eye where it hit, and zip downwards, impaling doomslug with my wings and slobbering all over doomslug. I take the sandwich, and on my way out claw Unintelligible.

Dude that's gross

I gasp in horror at seeing Wrath try to attack poor Doomslug. What kind of evil creature would try to attack the best taynix ever?!?!? And try to slobber all over her too!! Luckily, being a hyperslug, she escapes in time.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

O oops. 
I emulate my dreams.

[strmblsd he/him]

I eat bubble wrap

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

Having stopped being a dreamer, I grow thirty seven arms and two heads, then charge PianoSavant. I grab the The Sandwich, then engulf it within my mass. I then split into three people, each throwing up thirty seven sandwiches. One of them is the The Sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I shoot every sandwich, and the real one fall to the ground, unharmed.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

The three of me race towards the The Sandwich, but are halted as we fight over it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I shoot a bazooka towards the squabble, basting the three of you back and sending the Sandwich flying.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I scramble back, but each of the three of me try to stop me, the True Wrath. In defiance, I grow blades out of my arms and duplicate (again). I finally reach the The Sandwich, but can’t pick it up bc of my sword arms.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I use my magic wand to turn your sword arms into chopstick arms.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I nod politely, but still fail to pick up the The Sandwich, as I am INCAPABLE of using chopsticks. 
I just realized… I never got rid of my third eye… imma keep it.

[strmblsd he/him]

I use a fork to grab the sandwich and sprint away happily

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I nod politely, but still fail to pick up the The Sandwich, as I am INCAPABLE of using chopsticks. 
I just realized… I never got rid of my third eye… imma keep it.

I laugh evilly because my plan worked.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I morph my arms into sporks and snatch the The Sandwich. I then crawl BACK to my over-sharder hole.

Guys it’s honestly the The Sandwich. That’s the way to say it.

Edited September 22, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Vyzkel He/Him]

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Guys it’s honestly the The Sandwich. That’s the way to say it.

...I have mixed feelings about this

I throw BIG WORDS at you, knocking you over as I take the Sandwich.

 

[The H]

I use a beam of words that slowly gets bigger: ===[ HAHA BYE BYE!

Edited September 23, 2024 by The H

[Vyzkel He/Him]

25 minutes ago, The H said:

I use a beam of words that slowly gets bigger: ===[ HAHA BYE BYE!

But it was all a dream, I run away with the Sandwich.

[The H]

Ok there seems to be some goblins living in my device trying to sabotage my victory, I could've sworn I clicked bold.

I get very close to Vyz, and instead of stealing The Sandwich, I pull out a pair of scissors, and cut one beautiful hair from his head. Just four to go, I tell myself while running away.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I cut some of my hair, and give it the witch letter.

Edited September 23, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 9/21/2024 at 4:50 PM, SpiritOfWrath said:

then nonchalantly walk up to Tell (Do u mind me shortening it?) 

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yea thats fine

I walk in and blow up everyone, then grab the sandwich and run...