The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"I'm not sick," I say, "it's just allergies."

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I "catch" Glass' snot. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I "catch" Glass' snot. 

huHUH?

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

AND WHY?!

I run away very fast.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I pocket the stuff. If it can make glass, a nonliving substance, sick, then I need to prepare it to unleash upon the world...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

22 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I pocket the stuff. If it can make glass, a nonliving substance, sick, then I need to prepare it to unleash upon the world...

I come back and tell you that I am in fact a living being.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

DANG IT. I conjure up a sickly dog...

Spoiler

there's a contagious dog cancer...

 

[The H]

8 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sneeze into the cauldron on accident.

Luckily it was empty, the weird liquid in the forge

On 9/24/2024 at 10:52 AM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

build a castle and recruit the people there into my new Sandwich Cult

Also I just replaced the word with stronghold because why not

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I start to experiment on the dog, taking it's blood and trying to see if there was a way I could replicate it's sickness.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I look at you, horrified.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I proffer a small vial I produced, saying, “Drink this!”

[strmblsd he/him]

I run over to drink it

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I gladly give it to @strmblsd

[strmblsd he/him]

I hesitantly go in for a sip

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I slap it out of your hand, and it hits Spirit's face and shatters.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I stand in place looking back and forth in confusion.

[The H]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I gladly give it to @strmblsd

He's one of us!

7 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I stand in place looking back and forth in confusion.

I bring two buckets of popcorn, offering one to @Unintelligenius.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

9 hours ago, The H said:

He's one of us!

Yes. I just need to spread this. I keep the cure… somewhere else.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Yes. I just need to spread this. I keep the cure… somewhere else.

I tell you that I was never sick in the first place...

It's just allergies.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I tell you that I was never sick in the first place...

It's just allergies.

Lol… this is smth else.

I gesture to the sick dog, telling Glass that cancer isn’t really noncontagious.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Lol… this is smth else.

I gesture to the sick dog, telling Glass that cancer isn’t really noncontagious.

I ask you why you gave a dog cancer. I also ask you why you used a double-negative.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

You still don’t understand.

I stare at Glass, then explained slowly. “This dog has a strain of contagious cancer, I made it into an any species cancer.” 
I start coughing violently.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

You still don’t understand.

I stare at Glass, then explained slowly. “This dog has a strain of contagious cancer, I made it into an any species cancer.” 
I start coughing violently.

I stare back. "Cancer can't be contagious."

Then I put on a hazmat suit, lock you in a safe, and bury you two miles underground because who knows what diseases you have now.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

Yes. It can… the cancer cells trick the cells of the other organism that they are part of it.

And what’s better, I upped it! It’s now transmittable solely by breathing the same air! Don’t worry, I have the cure.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

24 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Yes. It can… the cancer cells trick the cells of the other organism that they are part of it.

And what’s better, I upped it! It’s now transmittable solely by breathing the same air! Don’t worry, I have the cure.

I'm telling you, it's not possible to spread cancer like it's a disease.

Spoiler

https://www.cancer.org/cancer/risk-prevention/understanding-cancer-risk/is-cancer-contagious.html#:~:text=You cannot “catch” cancer from,body of another healthy person.

I will fight you (in a friendly way, of course) 

Edited September 26, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

Not necessary. I decided just to attack my enemies instead. 
Taking a breath, I revial the liquid, then tuck it away. I pulled a sword out of my body, then charged the forces outside of the stronghold.