The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

i talk to this sword and we just chat it up and become besties who both want to destroy evil. i thoroughly invest myself and ask the sword if he would like to destroy some evil today.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The sword very excitedly says yes.

I run away from Strmblsd very quickly.

[strmblsd he/him]

i run and go to the police and ask if they have any criminals on the loose

[Wierdo he/him]

 I sit down on a plastic chair, watching what happens.

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Like this;

 

Edited October 7, 2024 by Wierdo

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The police tell @strmblsd that @Wierdo is a criminal.

[Wierdo he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

The police tell @strmblsd that @Wierdo is a criminal.

I overheard from the top of the building I'm on, and start to run away, keeping my plastic chair with me.

[strmblsd he/him]

i  chase you at full speed laughing like a little kid

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I watch excitedly as Strmblsd chases Wierdo with the sword.

[Wierdo he/him]

I Run past glass, hopefully getting Strmblsd to whack them instead of me. also, I get into a bus, with innocent civilians.

[strmblsd he/him]

i pop the bus's tires and wait for you to leave

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I breathe a sigh of relief because I was not nicked by the sword.

[Wierdo he/him]

3 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

i pop the bus's tires and wait for you to leave

I Order food and water using doordash

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

I Order food and water using doordash

I steal the DoorDash.

Then I evacuate the bus of all civilians except you, so that Strmblsd can attack!

*chanting DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, in the background*

[strmblsd he/him]

i attack

[Wierdo he/him]

I close the door on your foot and jump out the emergency exit

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I steal the DoorDash.

Then I evacuate the bus of all civilians except you, so that Strmblsd can attack!

*chanting DEATH, DEATH, DEATH, in the background*

I eat some cake, sharing it with Glass as I watch -Berin-get-eaten- Strmblsd attack Wierdo.

I dunno how to do the Crossy outy thing on mobile

[Vyzkel He/Him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I eat some cake, sharing it with Glass as I watch -Berin-get-eaten- Strmblsd attack Wierdo.

I dunno how to do the Crossy outy thing on mobile

You can’t

I take the Sandwich in the midst of all this commotion and climb up a tree.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I follow you up the tree and take the sandwich back.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I sit atop my stronghold, now rich, and watch the chaos with pleasure

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I sit atop my stronghold, now rich, and watch the chaos with pleasure

Care to spare some money for the normal people?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Care to spare some money for the normal people?

 Since spirit is a follower of the sandwich, I give him 1000

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

 Since spirit is a follower of the sandwich, I give him 1000

*deep breath*
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!

I gamble it all away, and then *take* it all back, and then some.

[PianoSavant she/her]

On 10/7/2024 at 5:29 PM, Vyzkel said:

I take the Sandwich in the midst of all this commotion and climb up a tree.

On 10/7/2024 at 6:00 PM, Unintelligenius said:

I follow you up the tree and take the sandwich back.

I follow Unintelligenius up the tree and take the Sandwich from him.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I chop down the tree and you are all crushed because you were on the wrong side.

I cackle *cackle* and run away.

[PianoSavant she/her]

17 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I chop down the tree and you are all crushed because you were on the wrong side.

I cackle *cackle* and run away.

I stare at the sky blankly, as there isn’t really much else I can do at the moment, bring crushed by a tree and all. Then I smile because I realize I still have the Sandwich. I think.