The Battle for the Sandwich

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I grab some of the crabs and throw them at Glass

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I throw them back at you.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I throw them back at you, getting annoyed for you throwing them at me for no reason

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

*CREMLING SURPRISE AGAIN*
My cremlings swarm Scars, viciously attacking him.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*SUPER DUPER SLEEPLESS SUPRISE!!* I jump at Spirit, throwing confetti everywhere, and dumping pizza grease on him at the same time

[The H]

Hey did anyone see the chull plushie? I wanted to pre-order WAT but it was sold out 

In my anger, I take one of Wrath's cremlings.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I scream as the cremlings overcome me, and somehow explode with a burst of power, burning them into a crisp. Which surprisingly smelled good. I start throwing these at Spirit, and Glass. Laughing manicaacly

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I catch one, shell it, and eat the meat because it smells so good.

Turns out it tastes really good, too.

I shell and eat a few more.

Edited October 2, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
shpelling

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I catch one, shell it, and eat the meat because it smells so good.

Turns out it tastes really good, too.

I shell and eat a few more.

Cool.

A few of them form back into me and I do the same.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’m confused how to throw things manicaacly, then I just take the Sandwich and run away from the ensuing chaos.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Cool.

A few of them form back into me and I do the same.

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Is this not cannibalism?

I notice that my compass needle is pointing right at Vyz so I run after him but to distract everyone I yell "Glass has the sandwich!"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I notice that my compass needle is pointing right at Vyz so I run after him but to distract everyone I yell "Glass has the sandwich!"

Who knows  

I run faster, taking the time of distraction as an opportunity.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I notice that my compass needle is pointing right at Vyz so I run after him but to distract everyone I yell "Glass has the sandwich!"

"Wait, what?!"

I have an existential crisis as I try to figure out how I have the Sandwich.

Edited October 2, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[PianoSavant she/her]

I join you in your existential crisis, because why not.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I continue robbing the bank.

[strmblsd he/him]

I start shooting cremlings with a  pellet gun

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I join you, grabbing my childhood BB gun.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I join you, grabbing my childhood nerf gun.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’ve successfully got a a plane to Australia, where I will hide with the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You are terrorized by giant spiders and snakes.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Good thing I have a gun. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The spiders have bulletproof spider armor.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

One of my cremlings is a spider there

[Unintelligenius he/him]

One of my nerf bullets, also being a spider, steals the sandwich from Vyz while he is focused on all the other bullet proof spiders and gives it to me.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I delightfully roll around in cash, the bank robbery having been very successful

Oh also my cake trees from like 100 pages ago are ripe so idk if there's a war or smth but like yeah