The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

EVERYBODY IT'S NATIONAL SQUIRREL DAY I THINK

I feed the squirrels globs of cake

[PianoSavant she/her]

19 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sneak up behind you and ask if you notice me at all.

I wonder where that voice is coming from. 

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I raise the Sandwich to my mouth, prepared to win.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I accidentally throw a chair at you and somehow end up with the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I accidentally grab the Sandwich out of your hand, stumbling into a car and driving away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I "accidentally" hit your car with my car.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I "accidentally" hit your car with my car.

I “accidentally” eat my lunch.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

A Sandslash named Pico saves a buizel from an incineroar holding him [buizel] hostage by threatening, then shooting the latter [incineroar] with a Usi.

He takes the sandwich as payment, then grumbles about having to constantly deal with nutcases. 

Edited October 12, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Since I have no idea what any of those things are, I blow up the Earth.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

A Sandslash named Pico saves a buizel from an incineroar holding him [buizel] hostage by threatening the latter [incineroar] with a Usi.

He takes the sandwich as payment, then grumbles about having to constantly deal with nutcases. 

Pokémon!!!!!

I search my pockets for pokeballs. I don’t care if the world’s ending, I want a Pokémon.

Edited October 12, 2024 by Vyzkel

[The H]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Since I have no idea what any of those things are, I blow up the Earth.

I actually cracked up laughing at that 

I understand the Pokemon reference, and kindly ask Glass to Ctrl+Z.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

10 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Since I have no idea what any of those things are, I blow up the Earth.

Arceus stops you, as that'd likely destroy the sandwich. he then takes the sandwich.

9 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Pokémon!!!!!

I search my pockets for pokeballs. I don’t care if the world’s ending, I want a Pokémon.

A baker's dozen of master balls arrives in the mail, from xX_Sir_Pug_Xx

[Vyzkel He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

A baker's dozen of master balls arrives in the mail, from xX_Sir_Pug_Xx

I cheer in happiness, I throw one at the Incineroar.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I cheer in happiness, I throw one at the Incineroar.

it bounces off to no effect because it's brains are a new red paint for it's front door.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

27 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

it bounces off to no effect because it's brains are a new red paint for it's front door.

…oh.

I throw one at the Sandslash.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

27 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

…oh.

I throw one at the Sandslash.

He catches it, then tosses them back to you.

Edited October 12, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Vyzkel He/Him]

32 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan said:

He catches it, then tosses them back to you.

I catch my masterballs and run away, fast.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 hours ago, The H said:

I understand the Pokemon reference, and kindly ask Glass to Ctrl+Z.

I kindly decline.

1 hour ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Arceus stops you, as that'd likely destroy the sandwich. he then takes the sandwich.

I stop whoever Arceus is (is that a Pokemon?) and re-blow up the Earth, because in fact that will not destroy the Sandwich.

I take the Sandwich and teleport to Saturn's largest moon, Titan.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I kindly decline.

I stop whoever Arceus is (is that a Pokemon?) and re-blow up the Earth, because in fact that will not destroy the Sandwich.

I take the Sandwich and teleport to Saturn's largest moon, Titan.

I continue having my lunch, but on Titan.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I teleport both the Sandwich and myself to IO.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I’m confused so I attempt to mimic what other people are doing and end up eating Io, blowing up my lunch, and throwing the Sandwich at some poor confused alien.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

That poor confused alien is me, and I start to cry as the perfection interrupts my horrible lunch.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I apologize and give you a puppy.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

1 minute ago, PianoSavant said:

I apologize and give you a puppy.

I, remembering that I’m supposed to be an Eldritch Horror, eat the puppy.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I shrug because the puppy probably died already from lack of air.