The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Unintelligenius said:

I ask why you are smiling?

Because me happy! 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I ask, "Why are you smiling?"

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I ask, "Why are you smiling?"

I say "because me happy"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

I say "because me happy"

"Why?"

[strmblsd he/him]

"Life is good today"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*nodx2*

"Makes sense."

"Why is life good today?"

[The H]

I eat the sandwich

 

 

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The one I had in my backpack, not the one we're fighting over.

 

 

 

 

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The H is taken to jail for the apparent breaking of the rules, and everyone mourns the apparent loss of the sandwich.

Meanwhile a squirrel finds the real sandwich and takes it to his hole.

[SPECTRE120]

I come back from several posts ago with another blimp, this time with a forcefield, and use a tractor beam to get the sandwich from the squirrel.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, SPECTRE120 said:

I come back from several posts ago with another blimp, this time with a forcefield, and use a tractor beam to get the sandwich from the squirrel.

Unfortunately you are also taken to jail for not bolding your post.

Your cell is right across from The H's.

You do still have the sandwich, though, so there's that.

[The H]

2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

The H is taken to jail for the apparent breaking of the rules, and everyone mourns the apparent loss of the sandwich.

*H files for innocence, as THE sandwich is different from a mother-packed sandwich (that may be referenced with 'the')*

[strmblsd he/him]

9 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I ask, "Why are you smiling?"

9 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*nodx2*

"Makes sense."

"Why is life good today?"

"I don't know it just is""oh and a girl I sorta like invited me to sit with her at lunch today at school... So there's that too".."today has just been good"(well yesterday now) right after saying that I  press a button the blows up the jail

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I think SPECTRE has THE Sandwich, so…

I flip SPECTRE upside down and spin him like a top, while he’s spinning I take the Sandwich and run away.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

11 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

"I don't know it just is""oh and a girl I sorta like invited me to sit with her at lunch today at school... So there's that too".."today has just been good"(well yesterday now) right after saying that I  press a button the blows up the jail

Congrats!

I hit Vyz in the head with a leaf blower. And an impact driver. And a 40 pound weight. Then I kick him in the ribs and take the Sandwich 

Edited August 21, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Is it just a running gag to just beat me up now?

I keep over in pain, happy that I didn’t get kicked in the groin.

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I don’t even care anymore this is comedy gold

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Pineap-spider said:

Congrats!

I hit Vyz in the head with a leaf blower. And an impact driver. And a 40 pound weight. Then I kick him in the ribs and take the Sandwich 

I take the sandwich from Pineap then launch a missile at Vyz. And a rocket. And a flamethrower. And a piece of grass.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

16 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Can someone explain?

Nah, you'll know when it happens

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btw, I found out cause I'm a weird nerd and I look at the past names of every profile I visit, and lots of people had Ookla the [something] as past names so I was very confused, then I found a thread about Ookla season. Soo yeah, I don't have the link, but it shouldn't be hard to find.

 

12 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I see the Sandwich for a moment in Doomslug’s hand, I charge while yelling crazily.

"...Are you charging at me?" I glare

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Is it just a running gag to just beat me up now?

I keep over in pain, happy that I didn’t get kicked in the groin.

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I don’t even care anymore this is comedy gold

 

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It really is tho 

I slap Vyz. Then I slap him again. Then I hit him forcefully on the face with my palm. Then I run away laughing.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I hop in a truck and race towards Unintelligenius, running over Vyz in the process

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I fall on the ground laughing and shoot Vyz with an RPG while I'm falling.

[PianoSavant she/her]

Everyone is so focused on attacking Vyz that no one is paying attention to the Sandwich. I take it and hand everybody some rocks to keep them distracted.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You all hear a quiet “help me” from the broken and bloodied body on the ground.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I run over Piano Savant before she can steal the sandwich, and take the sandwich for myself, then u-turn to drive towards Glass's garden to plant something.

[SPECTRE120]

I'm still spinning so fast that I drill through the wall of my jail and escape. I then walk off to reclaim my blimp.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The squirrels have chewed through your blimp and now their voices are all squeaky from breathing in the helium.

Unless it was hydrogen, in which case a spark accidentally set all the squirrels on fire.

Granted that could have happened with the helium, too, but let's just go with it.

Edited August 21, 2024 by The Bookwyrm