The Battle for the Sandwich

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

You are definitely the one dying. I was just trying to make it clear what I edited 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

You are definitely the one dying. I was just trying to make it clear what I edited 

Hot dang.

I begin dying.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I wonder why everyone is dying, but swipe the sandwich non the less

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’m glad I have a fear of cookies (*flashbacks*), I give everyone an antidote for the poison, then I run after Scars.

Edited August 18, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

It's been a while since I actually ate the poisoned cookie, and I have an idea...

I die and become a CS (but don't travel to the Beyond), which allows me to do all sorts of crazy shenanigans to steal the Sandwich.

I cackle mischievously. *ghostly cackle*

Edited August 18, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I wrap the sandwich in silver, to prevent certain CS's from touching it

Edited August 18, 2024 by Scars of Hathsin

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

...

aw man.

I use steel gloves of some sort to remove the silver, then take the Sandwich back into the CR with me.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I stab myself with a cookie.

[strmblsd he/him]

I return glass to her body with a spike through the eye

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I return glass to her body with a spike through the eye

Aww, what?

I rip the spike out with force, then reunite with the Sandwich (which is still in the CR).

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I throw a larkin at Glass, just to see what happens.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

It passes right through me, and I glare at you, offended.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I watch and wish for some popcorn. Then I realize I can wish for the Sandwich instead. The Sandwich magically appears beside me. I pick it up and walk away

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Your walking is no match for my cartwheeling, I kick you in the face and take the Sandwich while continuing to cartwheel away.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I sit there, dazed, then start throwing rocks at you. Unfortunately, there is only one rock within arm’s reach of me, so after that I have to settle for throwing grass.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Your walking is no match for my cartwheeling, I kick you in the face and take the Sandwich while continuing to cartwheel away.

Your cartwheeling is no match for my backflipping, I flip and kick you in the stomach and take the Sandwich and continue to backflip away at the speed of light.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I throw grass at you too

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I start up a lawn mower, then slowly make my way to PianoSavant ( it seriously only goes like 3 mph)

[strmblsd he/him]

I dive in front of the mower to stop it

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I click my fingers, somehow teleporting in front of Piano Savant and punch them in the stomach hoping to dislodge the sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I quietly point out that Unintelligenius has the Sandwich.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I throw some grass at Scars of Hathsin, then walk away from the lawn mower

Edited August 20, 2024 by PianoSavant
My grammar no grammar

[BlueWildRye he/him]

50 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I quietly point out that Unintelligenius has the Sandwich.

I quietly point to Unintelligenius and the Sandwich poofs out of his hand and appears in mine.

I then quietly hop on the lawn mower because it looks fun.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I parachute down from a zeppelin and steal the sandwich from WildRye on the way down.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Being a ghost, I possess Rye and make him do a funny little dance.

I guess I steal the Sandwich with Rye's body, too. I give it to Vyz and go make a cake for everyone.