The Battle for the Sandwich

[PianoSavant she/her]

I run away from the squirrels, regardless of whether it was helium or hydrogen.

[SPECTRE120]

It was hydrogen, and while everybody is watching squirrels light on fire I sneakily grab the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I water my tomatoes.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"Ooo, yum! Tomatoes! Once they ripe, what'll you be doing with them?" I lick my lips hungrily while I water my Cake Trees.

[strmblsd he/him]

I smile bigger than yesterday 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I manage to croak out,”why are you smiling?”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

38 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"Ooo, yum! Tomatoes! Once they ripe, what'll you be doing with them?" I lick my lips hungrily while I water my Cake Trees.

"I'll make salsa!" I plant some onions around the tomatoes. To put in the salsa and also to keep the bugs away.

I also ask Strmblsd why he's smiling.

[strmblsd he/him]

"I got a girls number at school!" Then walk up to spectre punch him in the face and walk away with the sandwich 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

"I got a girls number at school!" Then walk up to spectre punch him in the face and walk away with the sandwich 

I congratulate you then hit you with a baseball bat and steal the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

"I got a girls number at school!" Then walk up to spectre punch him in the face and walk away with the sandwich 

Bro actually??

OH MY GOSH CONGRATS!! 

I congratulate Strmblsd while Unintelligenius's baseball bat hits Vyz in the face.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

10 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

"I got a girls number at school!" Then walk up to spectre punch him in the face and walk away with the sandwich 

YOOOOOOOO

I accept my fate.

[strmblsd he/him]

The bat that I was hit with connected very well knocking me unconscious 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"Cake?" I say, presenting my successful cake tree. "I'm also trying to breed some Ice cream plants, so stay tuned for that!"

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

3 hours ago, strmblsd said:

"I got a girls number at school!" Then walk up to spectre punch him in the face and walk away with the sandwich 

DUUUUDE! NICE JOB! Maybe you won’t need to stress out about it as much!

I put a healing potion 20 feet away from Vyz, and then staple him to the ground. Then kick him in the ribs.

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"Cake?" I say, presenting my successful cake tree. "I'm also trying to breed some Ice cream plants, so stay tuned for that!"

I happily accept some cake

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I put a healing potion 20 feet away from Vyz, and then staple him to the ground. Then kick him in the ribs.

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Bro that's bruuuutal.

Nice. 

I set a slice of cake next to Vyz in apology.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

17 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

DUUUUDE! NICE JOB! Maybe you won’t need to stress out about it as much!

I put a healing potion 20 feet away from Vyz, and then staple him to the ground. Then kick him in the ribs.

I happily accept some cake

My pain will never end.

I look at the potion, slowly losing hope in humanity.

13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Bro that's bruuuutal.

Nice. 

I set a slice of cake next to Vyz in apology.

I look at the cake in dismay, since my arms are also stapled down I can’t get the cake either.

[The H]

I hold out my hand for Vyz to help himself up.

*he frowns at me, me not knowing why*

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Edited August 22, 2024 by The H
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[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

5 minutes ago, The H said:

I hold out my hand for Vyz to help himself up.

*he frowns at me, me not knowing why*

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I offer The H a piece of cake, and he forgets Vyz in his excitement 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

My F-22 comes out of nowhere and menacingly looms over Vyz, but doesn't move.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I trip on it and somehow find myself holding the Sandwich when I come to again.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, The H said:

I hold out my hand for Vyz to help himself up.

*he frowns at me, me not knowing why*

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Nice meme

Spoiler

And that’s a pretty good show.

I lay on the floor, still stapled, and  I start to accept my fate.

[The H]

3 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

I offer The H a piece of cake, and he forgets Vyz in his excitement 

In my excitement (of being offered, not eating the cake {not a big cake fan}), I politely decline to continue my search for the sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

8 hours ago, The H said:

In my excitement (of being offered, not eating the cake {not a big cake fan}), I politely decline to continue my search for the sandwich.

"Ice cream?? They're bout ripe now!" 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I steal the sandwich and run off to the middle of the ocean.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

...aaaand you drown cuz you can't walk on water