The Battle for the Sandwich

[Lunamor she/her]

I used the power of a good ol' fashioned Kelsier-style deck to the face to discombobulate you and allow me to take the sandwich.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

While you are beating up Nerdy, I steal the sandwich and tp to my bedrock bunker.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I world edit the bunker closed, then tp you out of the bunker, as it is too thick to corus fruit into, then install a plug-in that patches most bedrock breaking exploits. I let you have the sandwich out of boredom.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I trick you into trading the sandwich for a box with a cake in it, and run away as you open the empty box and realize that the cake was a lie.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I use my portal gun to create a portal loop and trap you. I then accidentally remove the wrong portal, launching you into the lower stratosphere. You drop the sandwich as you go and I grab it and run

Edited April 17, 2024 by Pineap-spider
forgot to bold

[NameIess]

I throw a grenade to trip you up and then grab the sandwich and seal it into an everything-proof box so that no one can have it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I whisk the everything-proof box to Mars and try to figure out how to open it. I ask the next person who tries to steal it if they have any ideas.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I teleport to the future where someone figured out how to remove it from the box, take it, and lock it in a Swiss vault

[strmblsd he/him]

I a master vault cracker break into this swiss vault with ease and make a break for it to a bunker only I know about

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I inform the post above that it is not cannon.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I move to the past and teleport the sandwich out of the box, then run move to a cave on Pluto, so that whenever Lord Spirit goes to the future, there’s no sandwich in the box.

Wahahahahaaaa

[NameIess]

I reveal that the sandwich you all have stolen is an almost-convincing fake created using quantum engineering. Then I run away with the real sandwich in a box with a cat that might be dead.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

*snaps fingers* the real sandwich is in my hands now. I run away to the cognitive realm and sit under the sea of beads.

[Lunamor she/her]

You eventually come up for air after almost suffocating and I nab the sandwich while you are distracted gasping for breath.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

AHA! But you see I had stormlight to breathe for me, so I lightweave an illusion of mold on the sandwich, and make a fake sandwich and convince you that I have the real one and to trade, before I weave shadows around myself and leave.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I'm napping nearby and you trip over me as you run away. I wake up, see the conveniently available sandwich, and grab it.

[Immortal Platypus]

I wonder how long it's been since I've had the sandwich. Using the power of not being here recently, I claim it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Your claim is insufficient. I steal the Sandwich using the power of my pocket pencil.

[Immortal Platypus]

I take your pocket pencil then give the sandwich to nameless.

Edited April 19, 2024 by Immortal Platypus

[The Stormfather He/Him]

I delete my name momentarily so I am technically named nameless and you accidentally give me the sandwich.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I take the sandwich through name laws and the sandwich is mine once more.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I shrug, mutter my name (excluding the special characters of course) then swipe the sandwich from you before floating upwards to hover in midair at about 150 ft above sea level.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted, you imagine it all because it wasn't bolded.

I Steal The Sandwich Using The Power Of Capitalization.

[Lunamor she/her]

I STEAL THE SANDWICH USING THE POWER OF ALL CAPS!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I get an FRC team to shoot a salvo of bagels at you at approximately 65 miles per hour, knocking you down and allowing me to take the sandwich.