The Battle for the Sandwich

[NameIess]

I steal the sandwich and hide it in my stomach as I sneak away.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

13 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Platypus sits down to have a proper lunch.

"@Sequence, would you like to serve my table? For old times' sake."

"Why Platypus, I would love to." I do a giant mischievous 'Cheshire Cat' grin.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

On 9/6/2023 at 1:13 PM, Nameless* said:

I steal the sandwich and hide it in my stomach as I sneak away.

I Soulcast your stomach into smoke and grab it

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i punch you in the gut while floating at relativistic speeds in a "What If" scenario and take the sandwich.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

I summon a Sand Witch who throws sand in your eyes, and I grab the sandwich while you are dazed. I then pour very bad smelling cheese on the sandwich

[Aeoryi she/her]

i take the sandwich when ur pouring trees on it

[Immortal Platypus]

I wonder when people remember that only bold things are canon. I eat my lunch then take the sandwich and give it to @Sequence for indulging my nostalgia. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

I wonder when people remember that only bold things are canon. I eat my lunch then take the sandwich and give it to @Sequence for indulging my nostalgia. 

I took off my Sequence disguise and ran away, laughing while tucking the sandwich in my pocket dimension.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I took off my Sequence disguise and ran away, laughing while tucking the sandwich in my pocket dimension.

I wonder why you thought I would give the real sandwich to anyone. It's practically in the rules that you can't give it up. I laugh, watching you disappear into the distance.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

I wonder why you thought I would give the real sandwich to anyone. It's practically in the rules that you can't give it up. I laugh, watching you disappear into the distance.

Meanwhile, my backup plan began. You turned into a balcony sandwich as I came back and took the sandwich from the other sandwich...

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Meanwhile, my backup plan began. You turned into a balcony sandwich as I came back and took the sandwich from the other sandwich...

a balcony sandwich? do you mean a bologna sandwich?

That did happen, but you took the wrong sandwich from a different sandwich. You could not tell us apart. I join the herd of wild sandwiches, confident in my safety.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

However, I was already a part of the herd of wild sandwiches. I shed my disguise and claim the sandwich for myself.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

I slap you 40 feet into the air, and you drop it. i promptly take the sandwich and run.

[Immortal Platypus]

I catch Ghanderflaffle and then chase after Raven, wanting my sandwich back.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail grows hungry.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i get distracted by the snail, pick it up, then run some more.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail rides proudly on your shoulder.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i have this image of me running with a snail on my shoulder with a sandwich being chased by a stick figure.

[Immortal Platypus]

I catch up to you and flick the snail, sending it onto the sandwich. The change in weight confuses you and you drop the sandwich. I pick it up, pluck the snail off it, then put the snail back on your shoulder, and escape, all before you can react.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i cry in indignant outrage, and run towards you with the snail. i steal it and run the opposite direction.

[Immortal Platypus]

I'm a little confused, as I had escaped. I wonder who the poor soul you stole a sandwich from was. I continue hiding in my lair, savoring the anticipation of the sandwich. 

[NameIess]

I appear in your lair and offer to duplicate the sandwich so you can eat it twice.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i remind you of the rules and take the sandwich.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I drop in from the ceiling after falling 40 feet and take both sandwiches.

[Immortal Platypus]

28 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

I appear in your lair and offer to duplicate the sandwich so you can eat it twice.

I know the rules, so I decline.

I look at the hole in the ceiling. "You're gonna have to pay for that." Then he takes the sandwiches as collateral until you pay for it.