The Battle for the Sandwich

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I use the reality stone to make the demons turn into ashes. I laugh and use the tesseract to make the sandwich appear in my hand. "Reality can be anything I want..."

[NameIess]

I teleport Thaidakar into the TVA, then punch him in the face and take the sandwich.

[Eluvianii]

From the ashes of my demons a phoenix is born, which happens to be a cucco. I step between Nameless and Thaidakar making him punch the cucco. The cucco is now mad and I take the sandwich while the massacre happens.

[The Bookwyrm]

I switch to the future tense and will throw a cake at Nameless's face. He will be busy eating it, and so I will steal the sandwich.

Edited October 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd.

[The Wandering Wizard]

I will switch to past tense. I have the sandwich, having driven a bus over the combatants.

[NameIess]

Having been run over by a bus, I decided to eat some Lerasium.

[The Bookwyrm]

Mmm, Lerasium. Almost as good as the sandwich.

[NameIess]

I proceeded to burn Iron and Duraluminum, and Wizard's bus flew directly towards me.

[The Wandering Wizard]

I jump out of the bus and fly up into the sky, protected by my windrunner shardplate.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I take over the TVA and prune Nameless and Wizard. I seize the sandwich and sit on a throne in the TVA lobby.

[Eluvianii]

I'm gonna switch to future tense. The next person will do something, but I'll make a miraculous recovery from being hit with the bus and take the sandwich from them. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I use the reality stone to make the previous statement inaccurate.

[The Wandering Wizard]

I destroy all the stones and snatch the sandwich from Thaidakar's hand.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I prune Wizard again and take the sandwich back.

[The Wandering Wizard]

I come back, having tamed the beast and unleash it on Thaidakar, taking the sandwich, before he is consumed.

[NameIess]

I will return and steal the sandwich at the end of the next page.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I use illusion magic to make the beast go eat something else then take the sandwich using telekineses.

[Eluvianii]

My previous statement made inaccurate, I don't make a miraculous recovery. The sandwich however does fall into my hands by some strange narrative paradox. So as the fight happens I lie on the ground. Half dead. Sandwich in hand. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I take the sandwich from Elu's half dead body and run to the barber's shop.

[The Aspiring Archivist]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I will switch to past tense. I have the sandwich, having driven a bus over the combatants.

I'm pretty sure that's present tense.

[AltonicKeys]

I crawl from the hospital as a pile of bandages. Thaidakar pities me and gives me the sandwich

Edited October 20, 2022 by AltonicKeys
ninja'd to oblivion

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

I heal you completely, and you give me the sandwich as payment.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I take the sandwich using the reality stone.

[The Bookwyrm]

I take the reality stone and then the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood]

I use the tesseract to punch Bookwyrm and grab the reality stone, making the sandwich appear in my hand.