Life&Death Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 Okay, I’ll post Monday then, I’m a bit busy today and tomorrow. Is that okay with everyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 @Life&Death, as long as it’s on time, you’re fine. Thanks @Gray to for explaining. @I think I am here., you’re reserved! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Nictorius Posted July 29, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 Could have said this earlier, but shout out to @Ashspren for setting this up. First thread I've really got involved with and sure as hell not my last. Gone about my rap a bit different, as I finished Bands of Mourning literally 2 days ago. Enjoy! Knock, knock, "Wayne, get up. There's 3 guys at door. Said they want to see you, didn't say what for" "Wax! Come on! Can you tell 'em i'm dead. Don't want too leave, I've got MeLaan in bed" Wayne reluctantly heads downstairs. "Wait! Its only Sadeas, Vasher 'n Hoid, I got out of bed for you 3? Now i'm annoyed. Vasher looks like he was born in the Roughs 'n Hoid looks like he ain't eating enough. Sadeas? Ha! you got stabbed in the eye, this'll be nostalgic, as you know how to die. Well you can't come in, go stand out in the road. Is Wax still nearby 'cuz i'm about to explode." Wayne joins the challengers outside. "So is it Vasher, Zahel or Peacegiver the Blessed? Either way, when im done, your're going to Return to your rest. When i'm done here, you will want too give me you Breath 'cuz you winning this, I've got more chance with Ranette." "Ah, Hoid, nice flute Wanna trade? Piece of fruit? You could do with and apple or some cherries, you under prepared mate, should have asked Steris. I know you think your good at disguises" With a rip of the shirt, and slur of the words. "non o' yours is good as mine is. Always hopping about, pick a place 'n stay you ain't wasting anyone, your wasting away." "Sadeas, the snake, the liar, the faker. Wayne the Incredible Sliding Bloodmaker! See I sound alright, your titles are crap, I know what you need, just the right hat. You should have been stabbed in the back, with no way of running. You got more than you deserved, you actually saw it coming. Winding up Adolin, what were you doing son, did i mention that your face looks like chewing gum?" "Now you 3 admit, my bars were sick and i'm not filling my metalminds, not even a bit. If you don't mind i'm done with this rust But the sexy Kandra upstairs, told me too be quick" Wayne leaves the challengers dumbfounded by his wit. *Pun intended. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictorius Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, Nictorius said: "If you don't mind i'm done with this RUST" Insert colourful language here ^^^^ Didn't know about the rusting censor, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 I liked the different format. That was novel, well executed, and certainly amusing. You did a great job balancing the rhyme, rhythm, and content. That was really good, @Nictorius. Also, congratulations to @AonEne for winning the last battle. I really enjoyed the rhyme and fourth wall breaking in yours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 @Nictorius thanks! Also, no problem about the rusting censor, should’ve warned everyone about that at the beginning... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harlem Worldhoppers Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 I just want to belatedly congratulate you @Aon Ene. Maybe we'll face off again in a future tournament 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 Thanks, everyone! Your raps were all great too! *screams inside* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Yoot! Woot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 (edited) Hi all, Because of my own schedule, I will have to push the start of the voting back four hours. I’m really sorry for the delay, I just won’t be able to access the Shard. @Perspective, @Life&Death, and @Apollyon, if you could all post before the 48 hours are up, that would be great. It wouldn’t be fair to the other competitors if I gave you an extra four hours. Sorry again, everyone. ~Ashspren Edited July 29, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 29, 2018 Report Share Posted July 29, 2018 (edited) Sadeas Rap: Spoiler Yo I'ts me Sadeas I am the greatest I'm here to put you back where you belong C'mon, just listen to my song Wayne, Wayne, I'm way outta your game You're just a little thief, that's pretty lame Me, however, a highprince, the best! I stand above you, just like all the rest. You killed a little girl's pop, that's all you've made Now get outta here before you taste my Shardblade! Vasher, Vasher, wielder of Nightblood! That little sword, y'know, the dud? Your big scary blade, all it does is pull shade, o'er the pathetic mess you call your life! Now get off my property before I put you with your wife! Hoid, Hoid, depressed worldhopper! Runnin' from something, prob'ly the copper Your guilt wrecks your existence, endless shame! If stay 'round here long, you'll know much more pain Hoid, go finish your trivial task, Better do it fast, or I'll put you in a cask (et) ! Yo, my name's Sadeas Now, you know I'm the greatest I put you back where you belong, And it didn't even take me too long *mic drop* Edited July 29, 2018 by Apollyon 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 @Perspective and @Life&Death, this is your 7 hour warning! Anything past that will not be counted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 16 hours ago, Apollyon said: Sadeas Rap: Reveal hidden contents Yo I'ts me Sadeas I am the greatest I'm here to put you back where you belong C'mon, just listen to my song Wayne, Wayne, I'm way outta your game You're just a little thief, that's pretty lame Me, however, a highprince, the best! I stand above you, just like all the rest. You killed a little girl's pop, that's all you've made Now get outta here before you taste my Shardblade! Vasher, Vasher, wielder of Nightblood! That little sword, y'know, the dud? Your big scary blade, all it does is pull shade, o'er the pathetic mess you call your life! Now get off my property before I put you with your wife! Hoid, Hoid, depressed worldhopper! Runnin' from something, prob'ly the copper Your guilt wrecks your existence, endless shame! If stay 'round here long, you'll know much more pain Hoid, go finish your trivial task, Better do it fast, or I'll put you in a cask (et) ! Yo, my name's Sadeas Now, you know I'm the greatest I put you back where you belong, And it didn't even take me too long *mic drop* Wow, this almost made me forget how much I hate Sadeas. Good job @Apollyon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Perspective Posted July 30, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 My character is Hoid, and this is my rap: Whattup y’all. The name is Hoid Compared to mine your raps’re all void I’ve got that rhythm, that beat, that tone Y’all only got a lack of cologne! I could beat you all, anywhere, anytime Winning’s easy against people who can’t rhyme Having matching syllables is what rapping’s all about But none of you can do that because none of you can count! Vasher, you may be a master of swords But you are useless when it comes to words I am the wittiest, as you all should know As the King's Wit I put on quite the show Wow, you’re so cool, you worldhopped and changed your name You have no idea how good I am at that game You think your pretty snazzy with your “fancy” Nightblood Well compared to my skill set your sword is a dud You’ve hardly lived, and yet you’re cursed for life For you must live know’n that you killed your wife You are a cheap player, a cheater, and a fraud Unlike my rap yours doesn’t make people applaud Wayne, oh Wayne, where do I even start First off, you’re a monster, who lacks a heart You shot a poor man and took his life You can’t pay that back by paying his wife You call yourself a slider, is that so Well Lift’s the real slider, don’t you know She (and her awesomeness and pet voidbringer) can slide down hallways insanely fast You create bubbles that don’t even last You’re powers are weak Like the rhymes you seek And have no chance this one Cause you can’t even hold a gun Sadeas why even try, cause I’ve already won Also you are dead, killed by the Blackthorn’s own son You were weak then, and you are weak now So surrender now and become a pow I have outwitted you, and flustered you Pretty sure you wanted to kill me too The King’s Wit has proven my superiority So I don’t need any of your inferiority You are were a terrible Highprince You’re decisions made me wince You and Vasher are a lot alike Both your raps everyone dislikes I’ve already already won this, so I can scream Huzaaa! For I’m a fricking god (of mischief) and next to me you are all skaa And unlike me you all lack lots of wit And so this rap concludes you little piece of a lot of shards Thanks and good luck to everyone else! 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 (edited) I'm not good at raps, so here's lyrics instead. (To the tune of Vida La Vida by Coldplay) Vasher’s Roast Battle Spoiler I used to rule the worldArmies rose when I gave the word Hold you always sleep alone, With not even a planet to call home. Sadeas sent bridge men to dieTill Adolin stabbed you in the eyeWayne you are a worthless thingKilled an old man who did nothing The only reason you are here to be Is cause Wax set you freeAnd against me you cannot standYou can't even hold a gun in hand. I hear the insults you are sayingBut you can't stop me from reigningMy cloaks awoken to be my shieldand stops anything you could wieldFor this reason I can't explainI will get the final, the final wordYou just can't fight a returned. Hoid you tell stories of the windBut against me you can't winMy creation Kalad's Phantoms,Could destroy you and anything you become Sadeas just you wait I'll shatter through your Shardplate You couldn't win anything I'm more powerful then the God King I hear the insults you are saying But you can't stop me from reigningMy cloak's awoken to be my shieldAnd stops anything you could wieldFor some reason I won't explainI switched planets and changed my nameI will get the final, the final wordYou just can't fight a returned. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I hear the insults you are saying But you can't stop me from reigningMy cloak's awoken to be my shieldAnd stops anything you could wieldFor some reason I won't explainI switched planets and changed my nameI will get the final, the final wordYou just can't fight a returned. Edited July 31, 2018 by Life&Death 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Surprise! I’m on time, yay! https://goo.gl/forms/SKvgcukPi9YaZI1A3 VOTE VOTE VOTE!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 *Sadeas shamelessly votes for self* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 They were all good, but the song parody will always get the win. Fantastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 *runs out of upvotes* I LOVE EVERY ONE OF THESE!!! Yo @Ashspren this is proxsome! (It's pro, it rocks, and it's awesome) Can I get on that reserve list for the next time 'round? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 @Archer, of course! You’re on the list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 @Ashspren, I’m not sure when the next round will start, but I won’t be able to be on the shard until next Thursday after this. If the next round starts, can you schedule my group to be after that time? Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, Mistspren said: @Ashspren, I’m not sure when the next round will start, but I won’t be able to be on the shard until next Thursday after this. If the next round starts, can you schedule my group to be after that time? Thanks. I won’t be on the Shard for the week after this tournament ends. I will start the next tournament when I’m back, so you should be fine. Also, 8 hours left of voting! Edited July 31, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Congrats to @Nictorius, who represented Wayne! (o n m o b i l e s o t h e r e a r e n o l i n e b r e a k s) So now that Round 1 has come to an end, My four winners, ready to roast again? I know from that last round, y’all got some burns— So here’s some aloe vera before your next turns... For the semifinals, it’s an easy game. All of the rules are exactly the same. But only 2 players per match, this time— So you’re gonna have to truly show your mastery in rhyme. I’ll post the first pair in less than 24 hours. They’ll have 2 days to post and show their roasting powers. @AonEne, @Zath, @Nictorius, @Gray to, I wish good luck to all four of you! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictorius Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Thanks guys and girls, time to get wasted! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Ashspren said: Congrats to @Nictorius, who represented Wayne! (o n m o b i l e s o t h e r e a r e n o l i n e b r e a k s) So now that Round 1 has come to an end, My four winners, ready to roast again? I know from that last round, y’all got some burns— So here’s some aloe vera before your next turns... For the semifinals, it’s an easy game. All of the rules are exactly the same. But only 2 players per match, this time— So you’re gonna have to truly show your mastery in rhyme. I’ll post the first pair in less than 24 hours. They’ll have 2 days to post and show their roasting powers. @AonEne, @Zath, @Nictorius, @Gray to, I wish good luck to all four of you! Can I vote for this one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Awww, thanks @Wyndlerunner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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