Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

1 minute ago, Herowannabe said:

Lightsong was one of the characters I was considering doing.  Best of luck to you!

If Stick doesn't win, I'll eat Wayne's hat

[Herowannabe he/him]

@Ashspren one suggestion for next game (and future games): you should open up a few slots for people to sign up as pinch hitters- people to step in and take someone’s place if they find they can’t continue. As we saw during the first game that happens from time to time, and having a pinch hitter step in is more fun than an automatic forfeit.  

[Ashspren]

@Herowannabe Great idea! We can start in this game.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

Awesome job @Zath! Your raps were the only times I've enjoyed reading eastern street slang.

I'd like to reserve Arclo, thanks for setting this up @Ashspren.

[+Ark1002]

I'll sign up as a pinch hitter.

[Ashspren]

10 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Awesome job @Zath! Your raps were the only times I've enjoyed reading eastern street slang.

I'd like to reserve Arclo, thanks for setting this up @Ashspren.

 

5 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

I'll sign up as a pinch hitter.

You got it! I’ll add you both to the list.

 

@Herowannabe, I added "pinch hitters" to my post to kick off Tournament 2. Basically, people will be put on a waiting list. When they step in, they "chameleonize" and take over the previous person's character. In the semifinals and finals, we'll go off of the second place winner from the round before. They will also have to "chameleonize" to the previous person's character.

Edited August 8, 2018 by Ashspren

[Ink he/him]

I'll be a filler. I enjoy reading it, and maybe next season I will actually participate.

Edited August 8, 2018 by Inklingspren

[Mistspren she/her]

Arclo.

I’m ready.

Edit: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I was too late.

Edited August 8, 2018 by Mistspren

[Ashspren]

2 minutes ago, Mistspren said:

Arclo.

I’m ready.

@Mistspren, unfortunately, Arclo has already been taken. 

 

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I am proud to announce the Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament Roast Archive! There are links to each roast submitted in Tournament One, and after Tournament Two is finished, I will update the document. I encourage you to visit the doc and read through the roasts– they're really fun to read, and to rap out loud! Here is the link.

Edited August 8, 2018 by Ashspren

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

@Mistspren Don't be buggin' yo,

The Dysian is yours you can have Arclo.

I'll be the guy that shows crime pays,

@Ashspren sign me up as Mraize.

[Ashspren]

Just now, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

@Mistspren Don't be buggin' yo,

The Dysian is yours you can have Arclo.

I'll be the guy that shows crime pays,

@Ashspren sign me up as Mraize.

Sweet! I'll change that on the list.

[Mistspren she/her]

2 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

@Mistspren Don't be buggin' yo,

The Dysian is yours you can have Arclo.

I'll be the guy that shows crime pays,

@Ashspren sign me up as Mraize.

Thank you so much. Also, huge points for style.

[AC12 he/him]

I have been a huge fan of this thread so far so I decided to give it a try.

@Ashspren Sign me up as Pattern if there is still a spot open

[Ashspren]

Just now, AC12 said:

I have been a huge fan of this thread so far so I decided to give it a try.

@Ashspren Sign me up as Pattern if there is still a spot open

Absolutely! Nice choice.

[Matias he/him]

If there's a spot, ill like to be Sazed

[Ashspren]

@Matias, you're in!

[I think I am here. he/him]

And I’ll be Harmony! Wait, would they be different or the same?

Edited August 8, 2018 by I think I am here.

[Ashspren]

11 minutes ago, I think I am here. said:

And I’ll be Harmony! Wait, would they be different or the same?

For simplicity’s sake, let’s keep them the same. Sorry, I think I am here... 

 

I’m pretty surprised that no one’s done Jasnah, Lift, or Syl yet... in fact, there’s only been one female character. Props to @Sorana for that...

Edited August 8, 2018 by Ashspren

[I think I am here. he/him]

9 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

For simplicity’s sake, let’s keep them the same. Sorry, I think I am here... 

 

I’m pretty surprised that no one’s done Jasnah, Lift, or Syl yet...

I think I’ll be...

Spoiler

Spoiler

Taln!

 

 

Edited August 8, 2018 by I think I am here.

[Ink he/him]

Actually, could I be Odium?

[Ashspren]

6 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Actually, could I be Odium?

Sure, Ink! I’ll update the list.

@I think I am here., you’re in!

Edited August 8, 2018 by Ashspren

[Ink he/him]

Just now, Ashspren said:

Sure, Ink! I’ll update the list.

Great! Could i have small sections of the battle where I let the Unmade speak? E.g. If someone was Dalinar, Neragoul would rap about overcoming him, or Sja-anat about corrupting other spren? Or is that not allowed?

[Herowannabe he/him]

Just now, Inklingspren said:

Great! Could i have small sections of the battle where I let the Unmade speak? E.g. If someone was Dalinar, Neragoul would rap about overcoming him, or Sja-anat about corrupting other spren? Or is that not allowed?

I think it should be allowed, though of course it’s @Ashspren’s call. It would certainly make the rap battle more interesting and entertaining, and isn’t that the point?

[Ashspren]

1 minute ago, Inklingspren said:

Great! Could i have small sections of the battle where I let the Unmade speak? E.g. If someone was Dalinar, Neragoul would rap about overcoming him, or Sja-anat about corrupting other spren? Or is that not allowed?

That’s really creative, go for it!

[+Sorana she/her]

Is there still a space for me? Then I'd be Shai.