My character is Hoid, and this is my rap:
Whattup y’all. The name is Hoid
Compared to mine your raps’re all void
I’ve got that rhythm, that beat, that tone
Y’all only got a lack of cologne!
I could beat you all, anywhere, anytime
Winning’s easy against people who can’t rhyme
Having matching syllables is what rapping’s all about
But none of you can do that because none of you can count!
Vasher, you may be a master of swords
But you are useless when it comes to words
I am the wittiest, as you all should know
As the King's Wit I put on quite the show
Wow, you’re so cool, you worldhopped and changed your name
You have no idea how good I am at that game
You think your pretty snazzy with your “fancy” Nightblood
Well compared to my skill set your sword is a dud
You’ve hardly lived, and yet you’re cursed for life
For you must live know’n that you killed your wife
You are a cheap player, a cheater, and a fraud
Unlike my rap yours doesn’t make people applaud
Wayne, oh Wayne, where do I even start
First off, you’re a monster, who lacks a heart
You shot a poor man and took his life
You can’t pay that back by paying his wife
You call yourself a slider, is that so
Well Lift’s the real slider, don’t you know
She (and her awesomeness and pet voidbringer) can slide down hallways insanely fast
You create bubbles that don’t even last
You’re powers are weak
Like the rhymes you seek
And have no chance this one
Cause you can’t even hold a gun
Sadeas why even try, cause I’ve already won
Also you are dead, killed by the Blackthorn’s own son
You were weak then, and you are weak now
So surrender now and become a pow
I have outwitted you, and flustered you
Pretty sure you wanted to kill me too
The King’s Wit has proven my superiority
So I don’t need any of your inferiority
You are were a terrible Highprince
You’re decisions made me wince
You and Vasher are a lot alike
Both your raps everyone dislikes
I’ve already already won this, so I can scream Huzaaa!
For I’m a fricking god (of mischief) and next to me you are all skaa
And unlike me you all lack lots of wit
And so this rap concludes you little piece of a lot of shards
Thanks and good luck to everyone else!