Sirce Luckwielder Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 You know you're an LDS Sanderfan when you wish that Moroni had started the Golden Plates with "I write these words in gold, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted." You just made my day sir. Or when your first thing you think about when seeing Breaths work is much like the Holy Ghost they are. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mail-mi Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) You just made my day sir. Or when your first thing you think about when seeing Breaths work is much like the Holy Ghost they are. Glad to be of service dear chap. Or when you wish there was just one more in the Quorum of the Twelve and the First Presidency so that the total number of members equals 16. Edited April 29, 2015 by mail-mi 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connormce10 Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 ...Am I the only one wondering who you were planning on assassinating? Mr. President! Get away from that man! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Echo Posted April 29, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 When you can't use the word 'obligated' without thinking of Mistborn. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 When you question the Catholic Church for ever having ties to the Inquisition. When you can read Aonic better than your own country's official language and don't feel bad about it. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 When you buy this for one of your friends because she's a stormlight loving NER D. Can I be your friend? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindel Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 A hardcover copy of The Hero of Ages costs $26 on Amazon. A paperback copy costs $11, for $37 dollars total. There are 572 pages in a copy of The Hero of Ages. There are currently four installments in the Mistborn series counting AoL. Dividing 572 by 4 and rounding down, we get 143, and when we subtract 28, which was the day of April on which the book went out, we get 115. The global coordinates for Area 51 are 37.2350° N and 115.8111° W. The evidence is all there, people! Wake up and smell the conspiracy! It was a nice try, but you had to go and make up the date! You gotta be more careful with your conspiracy theories, or people are gonna start wondering if you're just making it up as you go along. The Hero of Ages came out in October. In fact, none of the Mistborn books have come out in April. Do your research, Kobold! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 It was a nice try, but you had to go and make up the date! You gotta be more careful with your conspiracy theories, or people are gonna start wondering if you're just making it up as you go along. The Hero of Ages came out in October. In fact, none of the Mistborn books have come out in April. Do your research, Kobold! Uh... don't listen to this guy. He's obviously part of the conspiracy. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Voidus Posted April 29, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 It was a nice try, but you had to go and make up the date! You gotta be more careful with your conspiracy theories, or people are gonna start wondering if you're just making it up as you go along. The Hero of Ages came out in October. In fact, none of the Mistborn books have come out in April. Do your research, Kobold! Well sure it came out in October. If you're using the calendar that was invented by a conspiracy between the Vatican and the Illuminati! 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Well sure it came out in October. If you're using the calendar that was invented by a conspiracy between the Vatican and the Illuminati! ^^ This Australian knows what's up. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 ^^ This Australian knows what's up. He's Australian. It's impossible foe him to know whats up. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindel Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Well, you could say he knows what's down. Which is, of course, what's up for the rest of us. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 It was a nice try, but you had to go and make up the date! You gotta be more careful with your conspiracy theories, or people are gonna start wondering if you're just making it up as you go along. The Hero of Ages came out in October. In fact, none of the Mistborn books have come out in April. Do your research, Kobold! No such risk. If those people started to consider the presented theory with one tenth of the skepticism they consider everything else, they wouldn't believe in conspiracy theories in the first place. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brightness Random Posted April 29, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when your strategy for winning at checkers is titled "The Way of Kings". 31 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilverDragon Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you cower in terror when someone says "Obliterate" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkpug Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 you are a fan when you find yourself wishing you were a bridgeman. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you cower in terror when someone says "Obliterate" "Obliterate." FEAR ME! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilverDragon Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 you are a fan when you find yourself wishing you were a bridgeman. I thought about that once, and decide I am WAY to week for lifting that bridge. I'll just be the water boy. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Something that is nice to read about is not something that is nice to live through. In fact, I noticed a significant inverse correlation between the two. There's a reason "may you live through interesting times" is an agathean curse, not a well-wish. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 When you wonder if you should make a foil lined hat so no rioters or soothers can influence your emotions. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 When you wonder if you should make a foil lined hat so no rioters or soothers can influence your emotions. Oh. So no-one else has done this? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Arum Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 (edited) When your colleague (whom I like to call "Prof" because he used to be a professor at Georgetown) blames you for not getting enough sleep and being unproductive at work because he got sucked into reading Mistborn: The Final Empire all night long (at my recommendation, of course!). Edited May 1, 2015 by Titan Arum 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) When you give a copy of Mistborn to your band director because she's a great nerd. I tried to warn her too. Me- Just a thing about this, its pretty violent and gory if you don't like that don't read. Her- I think I can handle it c: Me- -thinking- honey you got a big storm comin' Edited May 1, 2015 by LarkoftheRiver 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sarcasm Posted May 1, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 That awkward moment when you find your seventh copy of The Way of Kings under your bed... 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 That awkward moment when you find your seventh copy of The Way of Kings under your bed... How, why, Do you have four sets and are missing one, or do you have seven pairs? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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