You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Mistrunner]

Thanks. It's so frustrating though. All I can think is: "there is no joy, there is no happiness, there is no Santa Clause!"

Wait. Am I sensing a Studio C reference? ARE THERE OTHER FANS HERE?

[mail-mi he/him]

Wait. Am I sensing a Studio C reference? ARE THERE OTHER FANS HERE?

There are indeed.

Edited April 19, 2015 by mail-mi

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Bet you ten dollars he stops when he reads Firefight and starts getting paranoid about Regalia watching him in there.

I wasn't even worried about that until now.

[Kobold King he/him]

I wasn't even worried about that until now.

 

Regalia is always watching... and probably shipping you with guys she's watched in the shower thousands of miles away.

[ElusiveWorldhopper]

When you slaughter aristocrats for oppressing a population and set up a religion based on your habit of not dying.

...or is that just me?

[Sarcasm she/her]

When you start looking sideways at people with earrings, wondering if they're slowly being led astray by ruin....

When you swear you can hear Ruin's voice in your head every time you put on earrings...

[+Slowswift]

When you get irrationally annoyed at your computer for not recognizing "Sanderson" as a word.

[Dankworth he/him]

When you get irrationally annoyed at your computer for not recognizing "Sanderson" as a word.

 

Extremely annoying, especially when I used Way of Kings and Mistborn as references for a rather long paper and had to keep using the name in parenthetical citations. Upvote of understanding. (I have since added "Sanderson" and many Cosmere words to my computer's dictionary.)

[Dankworth he/him]

When your favorite thing about a jacket is that it can hold a hardcopy Words of Radiance in its inside pocket.

 

Awesome jacket. Here I was impressed that my coat can hold a Mistborn hardback in each pocket.

[Lindel he/him]

When a girl in school first catches your eye just because she's holding a copy of The Way of Kings. 

[Mistrunner]

There are indeed.

This is it. I knew Sanderfans were awesome, but this seals it for me. You people are cooler than David's terrible metaphors. I will never have a normal, Divergent-worshipping friend again.

[Mistrunner]

When you get irrationally annoyed at your computer for not recognizing "Sanderson" as a word.

I agree with this wholeheartedly, but mostly I'm just here to complain about your signature. I keep highlighting it to look for hidden messages.

[Mistrunner]

When you swear you can hear Ruin's voice in your head every time you put on earrings...

This is why my ears aren't pierced. Just sayin'...

[natc]

When you see talking weapons in other stories and start wondering why they have fully developed senses of morality.

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

Do you know who it is? Cause i'm gonna be honest, i would actually put in a police report, if I were you. I am so so angry that someone would do that!

Once I get some more info I'm going to see if there are security cameras close by or anything else that I can use.

Wait. Am I sensing a Studio C reference? ARE THERE OTHER FANS HERE?

Yes, that was a Studio C reference.

When you get irrationally annoyed at your computer for not recognizing "Sanderson" as a word.

Sorry, I think you meant "rationally annoyed." It seems that "Sanderson" isn't the only word your computer mispells.

Edited April 20, 2015 by Sirce Luckwielder

[Crystin Radiant]

When 'spiked punch' has a whole new meaning...

[Kestrel she/her]

This is why my ears aren't pierced. Just sayin'...

Mine are. I am powerful.

[Bort he/him]

When you see a little insect climbing the wall and you count it's legs and think 'Cremling!!!'

[Bort he/him]

When on Twitter, someone named BelovedVin adds you to a mailing list, and you think 'Rust, Scadrial has Twitter now???'

[natc]

When you start considering the physical properties of magical energy sources in card games . . .

[Sarcasm she/her]

When your first thought when you wake up to a thunderstorm is,"Highstorm!" 

[Kobold King he/him]

When your first thought when you wake up to a thunderstorm is,"Highstorm!" 

 

“They named it the Final Desolation, but they lied. Our gods lied. Oh, how they lied. The Everstorm comes. I hear its whispers, see its stormwall, know its heart.”

 

"Do you mind, Kobold? I'm trying to watch the Weather Channel."

[Kestrel she/her]

When your first thought when you wake up to a thunderstorm is,"Highstorm!"

Today there were huge thunderstorms in our area and during lunch, the cafeteria lights flickered and this low rumble of thunder went off.

I just whispered "the stormfather is angry"

My friend beside me completely lost it.

[Rubix he/him]

This thread has been locked, and a new one has been started. For future replies, please post here. If you have any questions, feel free to send me a PM.

 

Thanks!

[Sarcasm she/her]

Today there were huge thunderstorms in our area and during lunch, the cafeteria lights flickered and this low rumble of thunder went off.

I just whispered "the stormfather is angry"

My friend beside me completely lost it.

When your first thought after reading that is, "But the Weeping was yesterday..."  (It was pouring)