Left he/him Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 You know you're a Sanderson fan when someone types "BS" and you assume they mean Sanderson, when in fact they mean bull rust. Bull rust, I'm hopping on this wagon. Let it be popularized!!!!
Blaze1616 he/him Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 Bull rust, I'm hopping on this wagon. Let it be popularized!!!! I think it was the 17S word filters filtering out the dirty word that Nicroburst meant. You know your a Sanderfan when dogs chewing on sticks causes you remorse. 4
Delightful Posted March 30, 2015 Posted March 30, 2015 "How dare you use the name of the Bandersnatch in vain!" "Uh... what?" "I am offend! I am offend!" "Dude, seriously. Chill." When you confuse the people talking because you read that as Chull 3
Paragrin she/her Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 On the topic of acronyms: SA on my watch is Saturday, not Stormlight Archive. Good luck convincing my brain. I've had this watch how long? 1
traceria she/her Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 I have definitely had to stop myself from typing BS in a chat with a friend, who, though a BS fan, might not take that as meaning Brandon Sanderson. So, I always type his name out if we aren't already on the topic. XD 1
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 I have definitely had to stop myself from typing BS in a chat with a friend, who, though a BS fan, might not take that as meaning Brandon Sanderson. So, I always type his name out if we aren't already on the topic. XD To me BS is Brandon Sanderson but bs is bull chull. 1
Peng the Just he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 When you feel that Sanderson books have ruined you for other books with poorly defined magic-systems 4
Xaladin he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 When instead of using ♀ to mean female, you use the Aon Reo. 2
Delightful Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 When you feel that Sanderson books have ruined you for other books with poorly defined magic-systemsAnd has made it near impossible to write poorly defined magic systems. Hello worldbuilding....
connormce10 he/him Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 When a little part of you gasps in horror when you come across "Odium" somewhere. 5
traceria she/her Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) When you're watching a LOL (League of Legends) match, and one of the guys is using one of the Dr. Mundo skins where his skin is definitively blue (there are a few), and you can't help but think that the game animation makes him look something like a koloss. (Edit to fix typing error.) Edited April 2, 2015 by traceria 6
connormce10 he/him Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 When you're bored in church and you find yourself wondering which shard Jesus had.. According to the Bible, he is Adonalsium
connormce10 he/him Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 When you watch a Sci-fi movie, and begin to think how awesome it would be with Surges and Metallic Arts. 2
connormce10 he/him Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 when your 17s rep is becoming a very important part of your self worth. when your cover photo on facebook is mistborn art I'm going to change all of my social media to something Cosmere related
connormce10 he/him Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 When the solution to being unable to fly in Lucid Dreams is to ingest Steel. I suddenly REALLY want to have a Lucid dream, now that I'm a Sanderfan. 1
+Slowswift Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 When you while away the hours by daydreaming adventures on Scadrial or Roshar. ... Well, there's an hour of my life I'm never going to get back. 5
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Do you really want an hour of non Roshar back anyway? 9
Kobold King he/him Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Time spent on Roshar > time spent on Earth. This is basic arithmetic of the sort every Sharder should know. 7
connormce10 he/him Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 Eh... it started off as a perfectly innocent discussion revolving around Words of Radiance and how Syl would interact with Pattern. First people started discussing a ship between Syl and Pattern, leading to Ketek declaring himself to be "The Shipfather." Some perfectly innocent questions were asked and interesting suggestions were made. But then things started getting out of hand. More than a few dirty jokes were made. Eventually Rubix shut it down because of how inappropriate it had gotten. Back on topic: You know you're a Sanderfan when you suddenly realizing that by posting book theories, we are attempting to see the future. And such is not of Honor. You know your'e a Sanderfan when you frown upon divination.
Xaladin he/him Posted April 3, 2015 Posted April 3, 2015 (edited) You know your'e a Sanderfan when you frown upon divination. If that is true, then I was a Sanderfan before even picking up one of his books! I guess I just didn't know it yet .... Edited April 3, 2015 by Xaladin 2
Crystin Radiant Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 You know You're a Sanderson when you see "Plant Food spikes", and your first thoughts are "what a curious use of hemalurgy."; you are utterly confused as to why the spikes are made of plastic, and very disappointed to find out that it is, in fact, not hemalurgy. When you wish you could take notes like Mizzy, but know your grades in school will suffer if you did. 7
natc Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 When you get dragged into a hiking excursion against your will and are surprisingly not as upset as usual because you've met the stick's relatives. 4
Dankworth he/him Posted April 4, 2015 Posted April 4, 2015 When you decide to rewrite Godwin's Law for the 17th Shard because it's the only place you participate in online discussions. Original Godwin's Law: "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1." My 17th Shard version: "As a 17th Shard thread grows longer, the probability of an unnecessary reference to the Stick approaches 1." Of course Nazi references do pop up on here, but not very often, and very rarely in the sense which Godwin originally meant. 7
Mistrunner Posted April 5, 2015 Posted April 5, 2015 When the first discussion you have with your brother after he returns from a trip goes like this: Brother: There were some cracks so wide and deep they looked like chasms on the Shattered Plains! Me: Did you see a chasmfiend? Brother: Yes. Me: Did you get a picture? Brother: No, it was trying to eat me. Me: Is that when you saw Kaladin?! Mom: You guys are so weird. 12
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