You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Kestrel she/her]

The first topic got locked for too many replies and I was like "oh my god. I killed it."

In any case.

Also, when you and your friends' humor consists of Cosmere pun-based humor.

And when you're gonna get your band director to read Mistborn. Will keep you updated on that feat.

[Kobold King he/him]

You know you and your web community are Sanderfans when you write a hundred page worth of posts about how to know that you're a Sanderfan.

[Haradion Drogon]

^This.

Totally this.

[Mistrunner]

“They named it the Final Desolation, but they lied. Our gods lied. Oh, how they lied. The Everstorm comes. I hear its whispers, see its stormwall, know its heart.”

 

"Do you mind, Kobold? I'm trying to watch the Weather Channel."

This is me with Animal Planet.

 

"Apparently, chull populations are decreasing..."

 

"Those are hermit crabs."

 

"Whatever."

[Kestrel she/her]

When your friend mentions a death of your favorite character and you stare at him, then yell "You come to my house-!!" And straight up scare him out of the animation lab.

[Xaladin he/him]

When you never skip prologues anymore. Ever.

[Redbird he/him]

When you realize that daleks must be of Odium, since they can only hate.

[natc]

When you are sad to be drawing blank on ideas for telling whether someone is a Sanderfan.

[Stormwalker]

When, because a library sticker is obscuring the front title, you always read the first Dresden files novel as 'Storm It', and think "that's a great name for a book". And then get disappointed when you remember that it's actually 'Storm Front'.

[Xaladin he/him]

The following conversation actually happened a couple nights ago between me and a random guy:

Guy: Hey, how's it going?

Me: Alright.

Guy: Why are you wearing all white?

Me: Because I'm the Assassin.

Guy: Wouldn't it make more sense for an assassin to wear black?

Me: No. If you're going to be assassinated, you have a right to see your assassin coming.

       White to be seen.

       Have you read The Way of Kings?

Guy: No. Have you?

Me: I have. Don't read it unless you have time, though.

       Because if you do, you will read the sequel, and you will beg the author to hurry up and write the rest.

[Kobold King he/him]

...Am I the only one wondering who you were planning on assassinating?

[Kestrel she/her]

Marched our marching show in a Mistcloak with my friends. Was cool. Before the performance we threw pennies at people. Ah, October. Such a great month.

[Xaladin he/him]

Nobody important. Don't worry.

 

EDIT: Got ninja'd. This is in response to

Kobold King:

...Am I the only one wondering who you were planning on assassinating?

Edited April 25, 2015 by Xaladin

[Echo]

When you got to turn up the brightness on your phone and you automatically add Kholin or Davar after the word.

Edited April 25, 2015 by yokie13

[Sarcasm she/her]

When you actually swallow microscopic slivers of metal and attempt to burn them, and you're actually disappointed and angry when nothing happens.

Edited April 26, 2015 by Argentum

[Surgebound Rainspren he/him]

When you actually swallow microscopic slivers of metal and attempt to burn them, and you're actually disappointed and angry when nothing happens.

That's probably not good for you.Though I can imagine how the doctors visit after that would go! 

 

Doc: It appears your stomach is full of tiny slivers of metal. Do you know how this happened

 

You: I purposelessly swallowed the metal to see if I have mystical abilities that I could use to assassinate a immortal tyrant to free an oppressed lower class!

 

Doc: *slowly backs away, reaching for the door*

[Kobold King he/him]

That's probably not good for you.Though I can imagine how the doctors visit after that would go! 

 

Doc: It appears your stomach is full of tiny slivers of metal. Do you know how this happened

 

You: I purposelessly swallowed the metal to see if I have mystical abilities that I could use to assassinate a immortal tyrant to free an oppressed lower class!

 

Doc: *slowly backs away, reaching for the door*

 

"Err... riiiight. I'm going to have to administer a shot now..."

 

"NO! NO SPIKES, AGENT OF RUIN!"

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

When you actually swallow microscopic slivers of metal and attempt to burn them, and you're actually disappointed and angry when nothing happens.

 

Were they the right alloys?

[Sarcasm she/her]

Were they the right alloys?

Of course. I even had to make a special trip to the Pits of Hathsin for some Atium.

Edited April 26, 2015 by Argentum

[Zas678 he/him]

Of course. I even had to make a special trip to the Pits of Hathsin for some Atium.

The real purpose of Area 51.

[Kobold King he/him]

The real purpose of Area 51.

 

A hardcover copy of The Hero of Ages costs $26 on Amazon. A paperback copy costs $11, for $37 dollars total.

 

There are 572 pages in a copy of The Hero of Ages. There are currently four installments in the Mistborn series counting AoL. Dividing 572 by 4 and rounding down, we get 143, and when we subtract 28, which was the day of April on which the book went out, we get 115.

 

The global coordinates for Area 51 are 37.2350° N and 115.8111° W.

 

The evidence is all there, people! Wake up and smell the conspiracy!

[Kestrel she/her]

When you buy this for one of your friends because she's a stormlight loving NER D.

[Sarcasm she/her]

When, because a library sticker is obscuring the front title, you always read the first Dresden files novel as 'Storm It', and think "that's a great name for a book". And then get disappointed when you remember that it's actually 'Storm Front'.

Library sticker? You went into a library? How did you escape detection by the evil librarians? You must have a powerful talent. Mine's procrastinating. On everything. 

[Shattered he/him]

When it's impossible to read other fantasy because they never provide enough justification or explanation of the magic system(s).

[Echo]

When you realize that football would be a whole lot more interesting with shardplate... and then you spend the next half hour trying to figure out how you could make it work.