You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Kobold King he/him]

 

Or Brandon Sanderson is one of them, warning us of what's to come.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Or Brandon Sanderson is one of them, warning us of what's to come.

 

[Kobold King he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when someone mentions a 17th Shard swim calendar, and you can't stop yourself from assigning a Sanderson character to every month.

 

I am so sorry.

 

 

Cosmere 2015

A Year of Physical, Cognitive, and Spiritual Beauty!

 

• Vin in her corset as Ms. January! Picture taken just moments before she beat our stealth photographer into a pulp!
• These Newcagoan girls prove just how stylist steel swimsuits can be! Setting aside the obvious discomforts and glaring design flaws, of course.
• Eshonai's carapace swimwear as Ms. March is beautiful as it is mildly unsettling!
• You might think Regalia's past the age to be modeling in a swimsuit calendar. Ms. April proves you wrong! Satisfaction and sanity not guaranteed.
• Ever wonder what a lady Inquisitor in a bikini looks like? If we've spiked your curiosity, you'll love Ms. May!
• Shai as Ms. June! No, she isn't a model. But her nifty diagram will tell you how to stamp any article of clothing into swimwear! It's great at parties!
• Navani Kholin might raise a few eyebrows with her line of transparent swim-gloves... check out Ms. July for more info, wink wink.
• You know the Lord Ruler is immortal, invincible, and inexorable... but did you also know that he looks fabulous in a leotard?
• We can't see her, but our friend Stephen Leeds assures us that Ivy's modeling quite the one-piece as Ms. September!
• If you could see Ms. October's attire, you'd be amazed. Unfortunately you can't see her. As a White Sand character, the page with Khriss' modeling is available only on special request from Team Sanderson.
• Did you know there are female chasmfiends? Do you know how hard it is to design a swimsuit for a giant flesh-eating crustacean, let alone getting the storming thing to wear it? Maybe if you did, you'd appreciate Ms. November a little more. Just sayin'.
• And last but not least, Ms. December--surprise, it's Stick! This piece of waterlogged wood may not be fire, but that doesn't mean it can't be hot!

 

...

 

Again, I am so, so sorry. Not very sorry though.

[+Slowswift]

You know you're a Sanderfan when someone mentions a 17th Shard swim calendar, and you can't stop yourself from assigning a Sanderson character to every month.

 

I am so sorry.

 

 

Cosmere 2015

A Year of Physical, Cognitive, and Spiritual Beauty!

 

• Vin in her corset as Ms. January! Picture taken just moments before she beat our stealth photographer into a pulp!
• These Newcagoan girls prove just how stylist steel swimsuits can be! Setting aside the obvious discomforts and glaring design flaws, of course.
• Eshonai's carapace swimwear as Ms. March is beautiful as it is mildly unsettling!
• You might think Regalia's past the age to be modeling in a swimsuit calendar. Ms. April proves you wrong! Satisfaction and sanity not guaranteed.
• Ever wonder what a lady Inquisitor in a bikini looks like? If we've spiked your curiosity, you'll love Ms. May!
• Shai as Ms. June! No, she isn't a model. But her nifty diagram will tell you how to stamp any article of clothing into swimwear! It's great at parties!
• Navani Kholin might raise a few eyebrows with her line of transparent swim-gloves... check out Ms. July for more info, wink wink.
• You know the Lord Ruler is immortal, invincible, and inexorable... but did you also know that he looks fabulous in a leotard?
• We can't see her, but our friend Stephen Leeds assures us that Ivy's modeling quite the one-piece as Ms. September!
• If you could see Ms. October's attire, you'd be amazed. Unfortunately you can't see her. As a White Sand character, the page with Khriss' modeling is available only on special request from Team Sanderson.
• Did you know there are female chasmfiends? Do you know how hard it is to design a swimsuit for a giant flesh-eating crustacean, let alone getting the storming thing to wear it? Maybe if you did, you'd appreciate Ms. November a little more. Just sayin'.
• And last but not least, Ms. December--surprise, it's Stick! This piece of waterlogged wood may not be fire, but that doesn't mean it can't be hot!

 

...

 

Again, I am so, so sorry. Not very sorry though.

 

You need a disclaimer in there, stat, before I decide to sue you for mental anguish.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when someone mentions a 17th Shard swim calendar, and you can't stop yourself from assigning a Sanderson character to every month.

 

I am so sorry.

 

 

Cosmere 2015

A Year of Physical, Cognitive, and Spiritual Beauty!

 

• You might think Regalia's past the age to be modeling in a swimsuit calendar. Ms. April proves you wrong! Satisfaction and sanity not guaranteed.
• Ever wonder what a lady Inquisitor in a bikini looks like? If we've spiked your curiosity, you'll love Ms. May!
• Did you know there are female chasmfiends? Do you know how hard it is to design a swimsuit for a giant flesh-eating crustacean, let alone getting the storming thing to wear it? Maybe if you did, you'd appreciate Ms. November a little more. Just sayin'. very sorry though.

 

 

Although, I must point out that it is a travesty, you leaving Obliteration off the list like you did. The hottest* Epic of them all, not even getting an honorable mention. For shame. 

 

*Sorry not sorry for the terrible pun.

Edited May 9, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles

[DanTheSeamonster he/him]

When you think that a 17th Shard based swimsuit calendar might not be such a bad idea.

[Redbird he/him]

When you think that a 17th Shard based swimsuit calendar might not be such a bad idea.

Except for the months when you go blind, but otherwise it sounds great.

[Delightful]

Except for the months when you go blind, but otherwise it sounds great.

Minor technicality, that.

[Redbird he/him]

Minor technicality, that.

Just make sure not to look at the calendar for about a quarter of the year, and you're set!

[Mistrunner]

• You know the Lord Ruler is immortal, invincible, and inexorable... but did you also know that he looks fabulous in a leotard?

My eyes... they're burning...

 

 

When you're scrolling down this page and upvote every single post.

[Surgebound Rainspren he/him]

 

• You know the Lord Ruler is immortal, invincible, and inexorable... but did you also know that he looks fabulous in a leotard

 very sorry though.

So that's why the lord ruler disappeared for a few days every month....for special photo shoots 

[Starspren]

When you have to remind yourself, that you don't have a Shardblade 

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

When you have to remind yourself, that you don't have a Shardblade 

How often does this happen to you? Do you have a lot of moments where you feel that you need to sever someone's soul from their body?

[Delightful]

So there's a Daredevil episode titled 'Stick'.

 

That is all.

 

Edit: (So I guess that wasn't all )

The calendar.....just want to say that I couldn't even make myself read through the whole list.

I am confused if

 These Newcagoan girls prove just how stylist steel swimsuits can be! Setting aside the obvious discomforts and glaring design flaws, of course

refers to Newcago, or the Newcago Court?

 

Also, nevermind how storming heavy those things would be. More like a sinksuit than a swimsuit.

Edited May 10, 2015 by Delightful

[DanTheSeamonster he/him]

Also, how would you even get inside one?  Unless, of course, you're a professional contortionist. I mean, it's not like the steel would have the same properties as cloth, right?
 

Edited May 10, 2015 by The Crooked Warden

[Mistrunner]

Why does this discussion of a Cosmere swimsuit calendar exist? And why in the name of the Lord Ruler has it gone on this long?

BECAUSE WE ARE SANDERFANS!

 

 

...Lord Sanderson would be ashamed. I shall sew a suit of sackcloth and pour ashes on my head.

[Kobold King he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you're responsible for a whole page worth of people complaining about their eyes burning from your Cosmere swimsuit calendar.

 

 

The calendar.....just want to say that I couldn't even make myself read through the whole list.

I am confused if

 

 

refers to Newcago, or the Newcago Court?

 

Also, nevermind how storming heavy those things would be. More like a sinksuit than a swimsuit.

 

D'aww, that's nice of you to say.

 

It definitely refers to the city in Steelheart. I'm sure you and Elsa could design far better swimsuits (provided you prevent Elsa from making them out of ice).

 

 

How often does this happen to you? Do you have a lot of moments where you feel that you need to sever someone's soul from their body?

 

I don't understand. Is that a trick question?

[Delightful]

It definitely refers to the city in Steelheart. I'm sure you and Elsa could design far better swimsuits (provided you prevent Elsa from making them out of ice).

Body temperature aside (we know the cold never bothered her anyway), an ice swimsuit would just float right? So we have a sinksuit and a bobsuit. Aren't we doing just brilliantly Edited May 11, 2015 by Delightful

[Sarcasm she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when someone mentions a 17th Shard swim calendar, and you can't stop yourself from assigning a Sanderson character to every month.

 

I am so sorry.

 

 

Cosmere 2015

A Year of Physical, Cognitive, and Spiritual Beauty!

 

• Vin in her corset as Ms. January! Picture taken just moments before she beat our stealth photographer into a pulp!
• These Newcagoan girls prove just how stylist steel swimsuits can be! Setting aside the obvious discomforts and glaring design flaws, of course.
• Eshonai's carapace swimwear as Ms. March is beautiful as it is mildly unsettling!
• You might think Regalia's past the age to be modeling in a swimsuit calendar. Ms. April proves you wrong! Satisfaction and sanity not guaranteed.
• Ever wonder what a lady Inquisitor in a bikini looks like? If we've spiked your curiosity, you'll love Ms. May!
• Shai as Ms. June! No, she isn't a model. But her nifty diagram will tell you how to stamp any article of clothing into swimwear! It's great at parties!
• Navani Kholin might raise a few eyebrows with her line of transparent swim-gloves... check out Ms. July for more info, wink wink.
• You know the Lord Ruler is immortal, invincible, and inexorable... but did you also know that he looks fabulous in a leotard?
• We can't see her, but our friend Stephen Leeds assures us that Ivy's modeling quite the one-piece as Ms. September!
• If you could see Ms. October's attire, you'd be amazed. Unfortunately you can't see her. As a White Sand character, the page with Khriss' modeling is available only on special request from Team Sanderson.
• Did you know there are female chasmfiends? Do you know how hard it is to design a swimsuit for a giant flesh-eating crustacean, let alone getting the storming thing to wear it? Maybe if you did, you'd appreciate Ms. November a little more. Just sayin'.
• And last but not least, Ms. December--surprise, it's Stick! This piece of waterlogged wood may not be fire, but that doesn't mean it can't be hot!

 

...

 

Again, I am so, so sorry. Not very sorry though.

 

Edited May 11, 2015 by Sarcasm

[natc]

This is what you keep a euphanization vent for your copperminds for folks.

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

I don't understand. Is that a trick question?

. . . No . . .

Generally, whenever I have fantasies that involve Sanderson-related material, I wonder what kinds of metalminds I could be storing st any given moment in time. If I'm in Calculus, I figure that I could store speed, weight, and a few of my senses, but I probably want to keep my sight tapped as well as my mental acuity. I'll probably keep the copper running overtime.

It's usually either that, or thinking: "If I was Obliteration, I could just go up to my teacher, say 'I'm through with this crap!' and then blow myself up, really just teleporting away while everybody thinks I commited suicide from Calc exhaustion." Does anybosy else have that fantasy, or am I the only one?

[Curiosity he/him]

When, while discussing Mistborn with a fellow Sanderfan, you discover that he has a running chain of people who are borrowing the books. He doesn't yet know the Cosmere exists... So I felt obliged to order him to read Warbreaker and ONLY THEN read Stormlight. 

[Xaladin he/him]

So, I am in a technical writing class at BYU (very dry, boring writing, right?) and one of the random "assignments" is to read something 20 minutes a day, reminiscent of elementary school. I thought I would start The Wheel of Time (a risky move for me, since I know I will still be reading it when the days come that I don't have much time to read ... ). When the professor found out, he ended up going on a five minute tangent in class about Brandon Sanderson. It was hilarious. Even after we got back on track, the subject came up again.

[Elithanathile he/him]

A good tangent or a bad tangent.

 

Good: "Oh, that guys awesome!"

 

Bad: "My students never stop talking about him! He's disrupting my class!"

 

(Because if it's the latter, he shouldn't be teaching literature and writing.)

[Xaladin he/him]

A good tangent or a bad tangent.

 

Good: "Oh, that guys awesome!"

 

Bad: "My students never stop talking about him! He's disrupting my class!"

 

(Because if it's the latter, he shouldn't be teaching literature and writing.)

It was more the "I'm so jealous, I wish I could be like him" sort of tangent. He also told how Robert Jordan's wife called to ask Brandon to finish The Wheel of Time, and how that was totally unexpected. They (Sanderson and my professor) were in grad school together.