You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Delightful]

When a friend says "you can't eat jewellery!" And your immediate thought is, depends what it's made of.....

[Kestrel she/her]

I'm torn between amazement and wanting to brand you a heretic for defacing a Sanderson scripture.

My teacher wanted me dead after it.

[Sarcasm she/her]

You know you're Sanderfan when you are afraid to get braces and metal filling in case you run into an Allomancer.

[DanTheSeamonster he/him]

When you fashion your own Mistcloak and wear it while pretending to Push and Pull yourself across your room on a spinny chair... not that I've done it before...

[Kobold King he/him]

When you fashion your own Mistcloak and wear it while pretending to Push and Pull yourself across your room on a spinny chair... not that I've done it before...

 

When you think this is a great idea.

[DanTheSeamonster he/him]

When you wish that you could lash your little brother to the wall, but realize he would probably be more annoying than Lopen.

[Claincy he/him]

You know you're Sanderfan when you are afraid to get braces and metal filling in case you run into an Allomancer.

Don't think you'd need to worry too much on that count. I strongly suspect that the fillings would be too much a part of you for any ordinary allomancer to effect them. So if you run into the lord ruler you might be in trouble

 

Edit: To be clear, I did find your post funny

Edited May 7, 2015 by lord Claincy Ffnord

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

When you look through your childhood chalk drawings and you are disgusted at how crooked your Lines were.

[Kestrel she/her]

When you fashion your own Mistcloak and wear it while pretending to Push and Pull yourself across your room on a spinny chair... not that I've done it before...

I have a Mistcloak. Will try.

[Redbird he/him]

When the only books you can re-read are Sanderson.

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

When the only books you can re-read are Sanderson.

Whe the only books you can read, period, are Sanderson.

[natc]

I have a Mistcloak. Will try.

When this doesn't seem weird at all.

[Sarcasm she/her]

Whe the only books you can read, period, are Sanderson.

Choosing a book:

Step one: Open non-Sanderson book

Step two: Close book in disgust

Step three: Lower Expectations from Sanderson to average

Step four: Open non-sanderson book, and resist the urge to puke at what non-Fandersons call "literature".

[Xaladin he/him]

When you are Awakened by the mention of "spiritual DNA" at church.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

When a person flies past your train carriage with light flowing around them and you think nothing is wrong.

Edited May 8, 2015 by Lightsworn Panda

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

When you see people doing parkour and you say " Nice pewter-jump." And then they look at you like you are crazy and you don't get it and ask them if they are a Coinshot instead.

[Kestrel she/her]

Choosing a book:

Step one: Open non-Sanderson book

Step two: Close book in disgust

Step three: Lower Expectations from Sanderson to average

Step four: Open non-sanderson book, and resist the urge to puke at what non-Fandersons call "literature".

This was me whenever I tried to read the last Divergent book. Edited May 8, 2015 by LarkoftheRiver

[Blaze1616 he/him]

This was me whenever I tried to read the last Divergent book.

 

I don't think you need to be a Sanderfan to have that reaction to the last Divergent book.

[gjustice99 she/her]

I don't think you need to be a Sanderfan to have that reaction to the last Divergent book.

cold, but true. That series spirals downward to a horrible crash and burn ending.

[Curiosity he/him]

When you're more excited for October and Shadows of Self than you were for May and Age of Ultron.

[Xaladin he/him]

Minor Stormlight Spoiler:

When your conscience repeatedly harasses you with "What what Sylphrena think if she saw me doing ____ ?"

[DanTheSeamonster he/him]

When you search for Calamity in the night sky every evening.

Edited May 9, 2015 by The Crooked Warden

[Kobold King he/him]

When you search the night sky every evening for Calamity.

 

"OH SPARKS THERE IT IS--oh wait. That's just a UFO. Bor-ing."

[DanTheSeamonster he/him]

 Darn aliens and their false alarms.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

 Darn aliens and their false alarms.