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When you spend the whole time with your friends urging them on to finish the current installments of the Cosmere so that you can rant, theorize, and make awesome inside jokes with them.

I totally understand that. Fortunately, I actually got one of my friends to read the mistborn trilogy just because she saw my reactions to it as I was rereading it.

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I totally understand that. Fortunately, I actually got one of my friends to read the mistborn trilogy just because she saw my reactions to it as I was rereading it.

 

Is your profile photo Spook? Because it looks absolutely adorable.

 

I have one friend reading the beginning stuff (Warbreaker, Elantris) and another that I've actually spoiled the entire thing to (yes, I'm a horrible person, but I just couldn't help myself), but is still going to read the books anyway.

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Is your profile photo Spook? Because it looks absolutely adorable.

 

I have one friend reading the beginning stuff (Warbreaker, Elantris) and another that I've actually spoiled the entire thing to (yes, I'm a horrible person, but I just couldn't help myself), but is still going to read the books anyway.

Yeah, it's Spook, and yes, it is adorable. I am working on my other friends, especially because one of them would be a perfect Vin. Plus I like to convert others to my fandom and watch them spiral into insanity just like I did.
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You know you're an LDS Sanderfan when you wish that Moroni had started the Golden Plates with "I write these words in gold, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted."

You just made my day sir.

Or when your first thing you think about when seeing Breaths work is much like the Holy Ghost they are.

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You just made my day sir.

Or when your first thing you think about when seeing Breaths work is much like the Holy Ghost they are.

 

Glad to be of service dear chap. ;)

 

Or when you wish there was just one more in the Quorum of the Twelve and the First Presidency so that the total number of members equals 16. 

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...Am I the only one wondering who you were planning on assassinating? :o

 

Mr. President! Get away from that man!

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When you question the Catholic Church for ever having ties to the Inquisition.

When you can read Aonic better than your own country's official language and don't feel bad about it.

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A hardcover copy of The Hero of Ages costs $26 on Amazon. A paperback copy costs $11, for $37 dollars total.

 

There are 572 pages in a copy of The Hero of Ages. There are currently four installments in the Mistborn series counting AoL. Dividing 572 by 4 and rounding down, we get 143, and when we subtract 28, which was the day of April on which the book went out, we get 115.

 

The global coordinates for Area 51 are 37.2350° N and 115.8111° W.

 

The evidence is all there, people! Wake up and smell the conspiracy!

 

It was a nice try, but you had to go and make up the date! You gotta be more careful with your conspiracy theories, or people are gonna start wondering if you're just making it up as you go along. :ph34r: The Hero of Ages came out in October. In fact, none of the Mistborn books have come out in April. Do your research, Kobold! :P

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It was a nice try, but you had to go and make up the date! You gotta be more careful with your conspiracy theories, or people are gonna start wondering if you're just making it up as you go along. :ph34r: The Hero of Ages came out in October. In fact, none of the Mistborn books have come out in April. Do your research, Kobold! :P

 

Uh... don't listen to this guy. He's obviously part of the conspiracy. :ph34r::P

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Well sure it came out in October. If you're using the calendar that was invented by a conspiracy between the Vatican and the Illuminati!

 

^^ This Australian knows what's up.

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Well, you could say he knows what's down. Which is, of course, what's up for the rest of us.

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It was a nice try, but you had to go and make up the date! You gotta be more careful with your conspiracy theories, or people are gonna start wondering if you're just making it up as you go along. :ph34r: The Hero of Ages came out in October. In fact, none of the Mistborn books have come out in April. Do your research, Kobold! :P

No such risk. If those people started to consider the presented theory with one tenth of the skepticism they consider everything else, they wouldn't believe in conspiracy theories in the first place.

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You know you're a Sanderfan when you cower in terror when someone says "Obliterate" 

"Obliterate." FEAR ME!  :P  

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you are a fan when you find yourself wishing you were a bridgeman.

I thought about that once, and decide I am WAY to week for lifting that bridge. I'll just be the water boy.

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Something that is nice to read about is not something that is nice to live through. In fact, I noticed a significant inverse correlation between the two.

There's a reason "may you live through interesting times" is an agathean curse, not a well-wish.

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When you wonder if you should make a foil lined hat so no rioters or soothers can influence your emotions.

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